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Inanna spoke:
"What I tell you
Let the singer weave into song.
What I tell you,
Let it flow from ear to mouth,
Let it pass from old to young:

My vulva, the horn,
The Boat of Heaven,
Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
My untilled land lies fallow.

As for me, Inanna,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?

As for me, the young woman,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will station the ox there?
Who will plow my vulva?"

Dumuzi replied:
"Great Lady, the king will plow your vulva.
I, Dumuzi the King, will plow your vulva."

Inanna:
"Then plow my vulva, man of my heart!
Plow my vulva!

Who would be the Engar-dug of CE?

Did he keep it in his anus?

It would explain the blockage.

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Spidey5 posted...

Who would be the Engar-dug of CE?

The Admiral?

Nanni: Ea-Nasir, your latest porn tablet is shit. I want a refund!

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Part 2:

Dumuzi sang:O Lady, your breast is your field.Inanna, your breast is your field.Your broad field pours out the plants.Your broad field pours out grain.Water flows from on high for your servant.Bread flows from on high for your servant.Pour it out for me, Inanna.I will drink all you offer. (7)

Inanna sang:Make your milk sweet and thick, my bridegroom.My shepherd, I will drink your fresh milk.Wild bull Dumuzi, make your milk sweet and thick.I will drink your fresh milk.Let the milk of the goat flow in my sheepfold.Fill my holy churn with honey cheese.Lord Dumuzi, I will drink your fresh milk.

Inanna spread the bridal sheet across the bed.She called to the king:The bed is ready!She called to her bridegroom:The bed is waiting!He put his hand in her hand.He put his hand to her heart.Sweet is the sleep of the hand-to-hand.Sweeter still is the sleep of heart-to-heart.

That's oddly touching