Current Events > So this girl who watches my cat while I go to Disneyland told me a funny story

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I hired her as a host at one of my old restaurants that I worked at when she was 16, shes 19 or 20 now. She comes from a mega Jesus family, so shes a very nice innocent girl.

well she got a new (used) car and I was like wow where did that come from? And she said that her parents, when she was 13, told her theyd give her ten thousand dollars if she never drank, had sex, or did any drugs before shes 21. And her parents bought her the car with the ten grand, and theyll sign it over to her when she turns 21.. and passes a polygraph test saying she is a virgin who never drank or did drugs

what in the actual fuck

you can pass those by briefly clenching your butthole before each answer

VampireCoyote posted...

you can pass those by briefly clenching your butthole before each answer

Yes, I learned that from the penn and teller show

Ive never taken one but I dont think it truly is that easy

Its pretty easy because polygraph tests are totally bunk, its more about psychological suggestion and intimidation than anything that actually shows up on the graph

VampireCoyote posted...

Its pretty easy because polygraph tests are totally bunk, its more about psychological suggestion and intimidation than anything that actually shows up on the graph

There really has to be more to it than that or else it wouldnt be so admissible in courts, I think

I wouldn't even know how to respond to that

Repressing kids never ends up well. Granted its better if they dont do some of those before a certain age, but experimenting is part of growing up, discovering yourself.

Did she ask you if you're ready?

That story went off the rails hard. Good use of your cat as a red herring, i guess

That 21st birthday is gonna be a real doozy.

Smashingpmkns posted...

I wouldn't even know how to respond to that

I laughed in her face and said well, good for you I guess

Naysaspace posted...

That story went off the rails hard. Good use of your cat as a red herring, i guess

So did you think the story was going to be about the cat?

I guess I can see how you thought that >_>

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...

Repressing kids never ends up well. Granted its better if they dont do some of those before a certain age, but experimenting is part of growing up, discovering yourself.

I have a theory you either become exactly like your parents or the exact opposite

sadly, she seems like an exact replica