Poll of the Day > I can't fart because I'm afraid that I'll shart

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Firewood18
06/05/22 3:01:31 AM
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Thanks Taco Bell

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Shananagainz
06/05/22 4:12:19 AM
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I feel like an outlier in the sense that Taco Bell doesnt give me stomach issues. If any place does that to me its usually Subway.

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Mensis
06/05/22 8:11:41 AM
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i was getting a massage yesterday and I got one of those wet lower intestinal gurgles. Made me nervous for a second but luckily it passed.

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VampireCoyote
06/05/22 8:13:34 AM
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Shart freely. The consequences are everyone elses problem, not yours.

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LeetCheet
06/05/22 8:20:40 AM
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I've always wondered what kind of shit standards they have in America where its just accepted to get an upset stomach when you eat at certain fast food place.

I've never had an upset stomach whenever I've eaten at a fast food place.

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VampireCoyote
06/05/22 8:36:31 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
I've always wondered what kind of shit standards they have in America where its just accepted to get an upset stomach when you eat at certain fast food place.

thats not a real thing

youre confusing humor for actual information


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Sarcasthma
06/05/22 8:47:43 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
I've always wondered what kind of shit standards they have in America where its just accepted to get an upset stomach when you eat at certain fast food place.

I've never had an upset stomach whenever I've eaten at a fast food place.
Wait, which country are you from again?

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jsb0714
06/05/22 9:35:20 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Shart freely. The consequences are everyone elses problem, not yours.
You mean except for the shit in his pants?

LeetCheet posted...
I've always wondered what kind of shit standards they have in America where its just accepted to get an upset stomach when you eat at certain fast food place.
Don't believe everything you read
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VampireCoyote
06/05/22 9:42:56 AM
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jsb0714 posted...
You mean except for the shit in his pants?

no I mean exactly what I said

if he shits then it is others who must suffer the smell

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jsb0714
06/05/22 10:57:52 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
no I mean exactly what I said

if he shits then it is others who must suffer the smell

Nah, the smell would be the least of the concerns. That shart wouldn't come out as a solid turd. TP would be needed, stat!
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Zedonra
06/05/22 11:03:09 AM
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I heard this gets worse as you get older because the strength of your ability to control that area weakens.

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VampireCoyote
06/05/22 11:13:11 AM
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jsb0714 posted...
Nah, the smell would be the least of the concerns. That shart wouldn't come out as a solid turd. TP would be needed, stat!

again none of that is TCs problem

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jsb0714
06/05/22 11:24:48 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
again none of that is TCs problem
The wet shit in his pants is not his problem? Maybe it's different for you but most of us wouldn't enjoy that.
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VampireCoyote
06/05/22 11:27:46 AM
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jsb0714 posted...
The wet shit in his pants is not his problem? Maybe it's different for you but most of us wouldn't enjoy that.

i wouldnt let it break my stride, clothes can be tossed and showers can be taken

you cant go through life fearing sharts. You gotta live

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jsb0714
06/05/22 11:43:01 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
i wouldnt let it break my stride, clothes can be tossed and showers can be taken

you cant go through life fearing sharts. You gotta live
And the stink it creates would eventually dissipate, yet you were going on as if it were a massive problem.
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VampireCoyote
06/05/22 11:47:12 AM
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jsb0714 posted...
And the stink it creates would eventually dissipate, yet you were going on as if it were a massive problem.

ok

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SKARDAVNELNATE
06/05/22 12:16:46 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
Thanks Taco Bell
It's been 9 hours. I hope you've found a lavatory by now.

LeetCheet posted...
I've always wondered what kind of shit standards they have in America where its just accepted to get an upset stomach when you eat at certain fast food place.
People still smoke and imbibe alcohol despite knowing the downside of those. Lots of things are a trade off.

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Firewood18
06/05/22 1:53:24 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
It's been 9 hours. I hope you've found a lavatory by now.


much better now.
Ill say Im never going to have Taco Bell again but a few months from now Ill forget and this will happen again.

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VampireCoyote
06/05/22 1:54:20 PM
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The only fast food places that have given me digestive issues are Jack in the Box and White Castle


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LeetCheet
06/05/22 5:50:31 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...


thats not a real thing

youre confusing humor for actual information



Must've happened enough times at some point for people to start joking about it though.

Sarcasthma posted...

Wait, which country are you from again?


Sweden. Not that I'm claiming that we have the best food in the world or anything.

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BEERandWEED
06/05/22 7:12:36 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
thats not a real thing

youre confusing humor for actual information
Liar

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Metalsonic66
06/05/22 7:28:36 PM
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Zareth
06/05/22 7:37:09 PM
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He both shidded and farded

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DirtBasedSoap
06/05/22 10:27:58 PM
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Revelation34
06/06/22 12:03:34 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
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