Poll of the Day > A year or so ago I worked at a liquor store

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Firewood18
05/21/22 1:32:56 AM
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And a guy came in. Tried to kill me, so I shot him in the face. I would do it again.

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Sarcasthma
05/21/22 1:34:40 AM
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And that guy's name?

Albert Einstein

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hypnox
05/21/22 1:35:19 AM
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Psh like Liquor stores are real.

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VampireCoyote
05/21/22 3:12:12 AM
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Firewood18 posted...
And a guy came in. Tried to kill me, so I shot him in the face. I would do it again.

isnt he already dead though

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MICHALECOLE
05/21/22 3:33:29 AM
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when you say tried to kill you, you mean tried to kiss you

and when you say shot in the face, you mean you kissed him back

right?
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PMarth2002
05/21/22 2:19:20 PM
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That's horrifying if true. Why'd he try to kill you and not just rob the store?

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Metalsonic66
05/21/22 2:21:58 PM
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And then everyone clapped

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Lokarin
05/21/22 3:17:22 PM
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> A year or so ago I worked at a liquor store

I still do, but I used to too

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Firewood18
05/22/22 12:19:31 AM
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When the last days come, we shall see visions. More vivid than sunsets, brighter than stars.

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RedSox342
05/22/22 12:28:59 AM
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Cap

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Metalsonic66
05/22/22 12:33:25 AM
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Lokarin posted...
I still do, but I used to too
RIP Mitch

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deoxxys
05/22/22 12:46:58 AM
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the mountain goats - against pollution


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Firewood18
05/22/22 12:49:23 AM
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deoxxys posted...
the mountain goats - against pollution
One of my favorites. Its Dark in Here has been good lately too.

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