Poll of the Day > Almost shit my pants last night.

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THEGODDAMNBATMA 02/19/22 7:41:35 PM #1:	Ate at Chef Mickey's, huge meal. Lots to eat. Had to poop when I was leaving, but didn't want to use a public restroom. Two hour drive back to Daytona where my condo it. God, with 20 minutes left in the drive I started to hurt. It was torture. I kept on moving my seat up and down trying to get comfortable, then of course when we FINALLY got there at the point where I felt like I was going to expel into my underwear my mom decided she was going to take five minutes to leave the car and my dad refused to give me the keys to the condo. I ran to our room and threw that bathroom door open and let loose once I was angled over the toilet seat. Had to make sure there was nothing in my undies (clean!). <cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted [p:962794438] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>Ate at Chef Mickey's, huge meal. Lots to eat. Had to poop when I was leaving, but didn't want to use a public restroom. Two hour drive back to Daytona where my condo it. God, with 20 minutes left in the drive I started to hurt. It was torture. I kept on moving my seat up and down trying to get comfortable, then of course when we FINALLY got there at the point where I felt like I was going to expel into my underwear my mom decided she was going to take five minutes to leave the car and my dad refused to give me the keys to the condo. I ran to our room and threw that bathroom door open and let loose once I was angled over the toilet seat. Had to make sure there was nothing in my undies (clean!). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
THEGODDAMNBATMA 02/20/22 3:10:47 PM #2:	flopic <cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted [p:962813849] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>flopic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 02/20/22 3:14:18 PM #3:	Shouldve just deleted it. Now weve seen. Weve all seen. --- Century: Age Of Ashes is the greatest dragon riding game to ever exist and it's FREE. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:962813928] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>Shouldve just deleted it. Now weve seen. Weve all seen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/20/22 3:46:29 PM #4:	Just cover the public seat with like 20 paper towels like everyone else --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:962814614] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>Just cover the public seat with like 20 paper towels like everyone else </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
THEGODDAMNBATMA 02/20/22 4:17:30 PM #5:	Metalsonic66 posted... Just cover the public seat with like 20 paper towels like everyone else In this pandemic? <cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted [p:962815281] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite> <quote>Just cover the public seat with like 20 paper towels like everyone else</quote>In this pandemic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/20/22 4:23:30 PM #6:	I don't think you will catch Covid through your buttcheeks --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:962815424] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>I don't think you will catch Covid through your buttcheeks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 02/20/22 5:50:59 PM #7:	THEGODDAMNBATMA posted... but didn't want to use a public restroom. I'd do that than risk shitting myself. With that said I've also took a shit down a dark ally before because I didn't want to shit myself so I'm not fussy where I take a dump. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:962817488] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted... </cite> <quote>but didn't want to use a public restroom. </quote> I'd do that than risk shitting myself. With that said I've also took a shit down a dark ally before because I didn't want to shit myself so I'm not fussy where I take a dump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jbomb1234 02/20/22 7:43:41 PM #8:	wwinterj25 posted... I'd do that than risk shitting myself. With that said I've also took a shit down a dark ally before because I didn't want to shit myself so I'm not fussy where I take a dump. The world is your toilet. --- To Punish and Enslave Barricade My PSN name is jbomb1234 <cite>jbomb1234 posted [p:962820225] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd do that than risk shitting myself. With that said I've also took a shit down a dark ally before because I didn't want to shit myself so I'm not fussy where I take a dump.</quote> The world is your toilet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lynyrd_Skynyrd 02/20/22 8:12:41 PM #9:	Two hour drive? You're a madman for not using a public toilet. <cite>Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted [p:962820882] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>Two hour drive? You're a madman for not using a public toilet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 02/22/22 1:20:34 PM #10:	jbomb1234 posted... The world is your toilet. Sure when I have access to it. That isn't always possible. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:962869232] in Almost shi... [t:79906664]...</cite> <quote>jbomb1234 posted... </cite> <quote>The world is your toilet.</quote>Sure when I have access to it. That isn't always possible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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