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TicketOak
01/29/22 9:44:06 AM
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What happens if I step out for a snack, or a bathroom break, and I miss my bus? Should I get up at the wheel when the bus goes by and start the engine so I don't get lost? I ask the question and the answers come back: you'll fall out of the bus; you'll get home late; it's late anyway.

I step out for the bathroom, and I remember I don't have any tampons. I'm at the airport. I have a suitcase full of tampons. I step back in and ask about the best store to buy tampons. I'm told to go into the restrooms and ask someone. It takes a little longer for someone to come to me than it should have. I wait.

After a while I ask the person that person says a question for a job interview. I go to the restroom and get some tampons. I go back to the person with the question. I'm told the answer. I get a job. I work in the back and I don't answer the phone.

I get up. I go to my desk. I get to the desk and there's the phone. I look in my purse and find a tampon. I take it out. I'm supposed to be going to the grocery store. I leave the house.

I go to the grocery store. I check the shelves. There's no tampons.

"There's no tampons," I say. "The store is out."

"What?" the grocery store clerk says.

"There's no tampons," I say. "The store is out."

"It's the middle of the night," the clerk says. "There are people in here. There's customers. There's a line."

"I don't know," I say. "Maybe."

"You have to check again," he says. "Sometimes people switch their orders."

I go to the back and find a person wearing a uniform.

"There's no tampons," I say.

"There are tampons in the back," the woman wearing the uniform says. "I'll go get you some."

The clerk says I have to talk to the grocery store's manager. The manager says I have to go ask in the restroom. The manager says there's no tampons.

The store is quiet.

I go into the restroom and I ask the woman. She says there are tampons. I come out. I tell the store clerk. He says he'll have to make a note about it. I go back to the bathroom and ask the woman again. She says there aren't any tampons.

I come out and tell the store clerk.

"There's no tampons," the store clerk says.

"There are," I say.

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toreysback
01/29/22 9:46:13 AM
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the store is quiet

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The_Korey
01/29/22 9:47:38 AM
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https://imgur.com/oCNrqKt

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Smiffwilm
01/29/22 11:53:55 AM
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You'll be constantly harassed by Towlie then.

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TicketOak
01/30/22 10:09:00 AM
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toreysback posted...
the store is quiet
It is one of those stores I visit on a regular basis. Every time I enter I am overwhelmed by a feeling of relaxation, peace and serenity. It's the kind of store that makes me feel like I am a child again.

There's only one thing that I don't like about this store. It is that everything is so, well, everything. I hate that the shelves, the walls, the display cases all take up so much space. But if you are a part of the organization you could understand it because the store is a charity and a community hub. But it is very difficult to find anything in the store.

The store has a special section which is for the "little kids" on Saturdays. There are games and toys which are made for children. But if you are more than three years old then you can't play with them. The reason why they have a special section is that the section is more geared towards teaching the children about community spirit and charity. They have a display where you can donate toys, clothes, and money. They also have a donation room for those who want to donate old clothes and toys which the children can use.

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Lokison
01/30/22 10:27:56 AM
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What did you take, and how much? Gotta ask my guy if he can get me some... tampons.

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DespondentDeity
01/30/22 10:36:05 AM
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Is this the new AI generated poster?

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