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darkprince45
12/28/21 2:00:34 PM
#1:


you arent 6 feet, dont have a 6 figure income, or 6 inches

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Gobstoppers12
12/28/21 2:02:31 PM
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Did you forget to log into Orlando Jones or w/e?

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darkprince45
12/28/21 2:03:14 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Did you forget to log into Orlando Jones or w/e?
Who the fuck is that

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catboy2
12/28/21 2:03:41 PM
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I'm single because I love myself above all else

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Gobstoppers12
12/28/21 2:04:00 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Who the fuck is that
He makes a lot of weird topics like this

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darkprince45
12/28/21 2:06:30 PM
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Thats a wrestler

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Damn_Underscore
12/28/21 2:06:43 PM
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I'm 4'11" but in my platform shoes I reach 6 feet

I make $8700.69 a year, looks like 6 figures to me

You're right about the last one, my magnum is a lot longer than that

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Shablagoo
12/28/21 2:08:17 PM
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You mean you need all 3 or just 1?

Also,

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Did you forget to log into Orlando Jones or w/e?



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_Angel_
12/28/21 2:08:52 PM
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Height-watching, dick-watching, and pocket-watching

Smh my head

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SauI_Goodman
12/28/21 2:10:08 PM
#10:


6 foot, 5 inches erect (not saying thats big) but eager tongue to make up for it
No 6 figure income

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Smackems
12/28/21 2:10:11 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
You mean you need all 3 or just 1?

Also,
All 3. It's a tree piece set

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LinkDaLunatic
12/28/21 2:12:04 PM
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gotta say it, people who say shit like that are just using that as an excuse why they can't find anyone, easier to do that than address their real issues

i got an average dick, i'm 5'10 and had more debt than dough most of my life, never held me back
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toreysback
12/28/21 2:14:12 PM
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.


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_Angel_
12/28/21 2:14:26 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
gotta say it, people who say shit like that are just using that as an excuse why they can't find anyone, easier to do that than address their real issues

i got an average dick, i'm 5'10 and had more debt than dough most of my life, never held me back

It's all a joke really.

Reality is getting it however you fit in.

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KogaSteelfang
12/28/21 2:18:42 PM
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Because I'm me, and no one likes that.

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Flockaveli
12/28/21 2:30:04 PM
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Shawty want a thug.

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