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Zikten
11/15/21 9:36:56 PM
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You have to wear a white robe and sing and praise God. And it never ends

Meanwhile in Hell they have games and music and parties. Anything fun you can think of, exists there
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PikachuMaxwell
11/15/21 9:38:49 PM
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*Remembers a Twilight Zone scenario*

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The_Korey
11/16/21 4:55:50 PM
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Zikten posted...
You have to wear a white robe and sing and praise God.

What happens if I don't?

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Irony
11/16/21 4:57:41 PM
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I'd rather be in hell

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008Zulu
11/16/21 5:04:09 PM
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It would make me relieved that I have lived a sinful life.

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SiO4
11/16/21 5:04:12 PM
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I guess I would just mess with those cool shadows, and drink the free wine.
And play the Organ most of the time.
I'd probably get a little tired of the communion wafers at some point though.
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Zikten
11/16/21 5:11:09 PM
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The_Korey posted...


What happens if I don't?

You don't have free will in the matter. God basically casts a mind control spell on you
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The_Korey
11/16/21 7:24:56 PM
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Zikten posted...
You don't have free will in the matter. God basically casts a mind control spell on you

Then, wouldn't I not feel anything about it? By the time this gets konfirmed, it's already to late.

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