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LastTomorrow
03/26/21 3:30:44 PM
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Whats stopping me from chopping your head off and slam dunking your remains in a volcano and then locking your head in safe and sending you down to the trench?

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Lost_All_Senses
03/26/21 3:31:34 PM
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You don't got the hops to slam dunk. That's what stops it.

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Smackems
03/26/21 3:31:34 PM
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My powers

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LastTomorrow
03/26/21 3:33:15 PM
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Smackems posted...
My powers
You literally cannot die or age. Again what is to stop me from doing the above?

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Smackems
03/26/21 3:33:45 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
You literally cannot die or age. Again what is to stop me from doing the above?
My other powers

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Eyeratosthenes
03/26/21 3:33:52 PM
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You can try

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voldothegr8
03/26/21 3:33:59 PM
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You don't have access to a volcano
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LastTomorrow
03/26/21 3:35:19 PM
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Smackems posted...
My other powers
You don't have other powers. I mean bury you head six feet under or in concrete and then send the rest in the sea.

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Smackems
03/26/21 3:36:18 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
You don't have other powers. I mean bury you head six feet under or in concrete and then send the rest in the sea.
Well you're welcome to find out if I do or don't

But do you wish to take that risk, MORTAL?

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RedJackson
03/26/21 3:37:23 PM
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The fact that I never wanted immortality to begin with

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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MedeaLysistrata
03/26/21 3:37:47 PM
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good thing i had a tracking device implemented in my brain while you were losing your virginity, people knew where i was so it looked like you nutted at just my location

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nemu
03/26/21 3:37:51 PM
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If were talking super immortality that defies the laws of physics, then hopefully that magic wish would also include a kill switch.
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CyricZ
03/26/21 3:38:03 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You don't got the hops to slam dunk. That's what stops it.
OHHHHHHHHH

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mustachedmystic
03/26/21 5:03:56 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
Whats stopping me from chopping your head off and slam dunking your remains in a volcano and then locking your head in safe and sending you down to the trench?

Dis is what Ray Wise should have done to the monster in Jeepers Creepers.

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RenescoStCewl
03/26/21 5:27:41 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
Whats stopping me from chopping your head off and slam dunking your remains in a volcano and then locking your head in safe and sending you down to the trench?
You being a gamefaqs user is what's stopping you. I can't imagine being afraid of anyone that uses this site. Also aren't you a Christian? Shouldn't you be against violence?

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monkmith
03/26/21 5:33:32 PM
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in this situation i'm guessing that if you're completely destroyed then you just regenerate? that's why you're saving the head after all.

well then hell, dont need powers, just a bomb vest and a trigger designed to set it off if i take too much damage. you cut my head off and it explodes, you're bloody chunks on the ground and i'm looking for a new set of pants.

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WilliamPorygon
03/26/21 5:35:51 PM
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I wanted immortality, but after this whole pandemic situation I'm not so sure anymore.

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MC_BatCommander
03/26/21 5:37:07 PM
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I'd imagine a gun would do an OK job

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LastTomorrow
03/26/21 5:58:53 PM
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RenescoStCewl posted...
You being a gamefaqs user is what's stopping you. I can't imagine being afraid of anyone that uses this site. Also aren't you a Christian? Shouldn't you be against violence?
I am, but it always bothers me in a situation where you are up against... Jason? Yeah. There was movie where they has to send him to space to get rid of him.

I don't know could you just toss the head in a volcano and then space or sink the rest?

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Eyeratosthenes
03/26/21 5:59:11 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I wanted immortality, but after this whole pandemic situation I'm not so sure anymore.
I think once I outlive humanity I'd be fine with the isolation. Whats really killing me with covid is I know the people are out there, I just can't go hang with them

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BloodMoon7
03/26/21 6:00:03 PM
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No I don't.

Who tells you these lies?

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pure_temper
03/26/21 6:00:25 PM
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It is my view that the mind is already immortal - or, at least, will exist again in some other form.

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