Current Events > Every time Rika_Furude is warned, I feel sick to my stomach.

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Reis 02/06/21 6:02:09 PM #1:	I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Rika_Furude's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. Rika_Furude was warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent Rika_Furude link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, Rika_Furude did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss Rika_Furude and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension. tl;dr - free Rika_Furude <cite>Reis posted [p:950353539] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Rika_Furude's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. Rika_Furude was warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent Rika_Furude link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, Rika_Furude did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss Rika_Furude and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension. tl;dr - free Rika_Furude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 02/06/21 6:02:29 PM #2:	calm down --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:950353553] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>calm down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 02/06/21 6:02:45 PM #3:	>warned >suspended MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:950353562] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>>warned >suspended MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 02/06/21 6:03:07 PM #4:	That's some stalker shit --- If you wanna see my drawings, click on this link or copy/paste it! https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/40009149 <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:950353574] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>That's some stalker shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/06/21 6:03:50 PM #5:	Homeless_Waifu posted... That's some stalker shit Tis a copypasta, my dude --- You haven't set a message board for the signatures yet <cite>Trumble posted [p:950353593] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite> <quote>That's some stalker shit</quote>Tis a copypasta, my dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 02/06/21 6:06:49 PM #6:	So is crib a house or an apartment, which is it? --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:950353700] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>So is crib a house or an apartment, which is it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/06/21 6:08:39 PM #7:	I always love that copy pasta. One of my favorites <cite>Zikten posted [p:950353747] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>I always love that copy pasta. One of my favorites</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 02/06/21 6:10:55 PM #8:	Y U gotta be so FuRude? --- Come back in ten years. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:950353815] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Y U gotta be so FuRude? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 02/06/21 6:13:27 PM #9:	Your poor son --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:950353898] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Your poor son </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 02/06/21 6:14:31 PM #10:	tl;dr? --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:950353920] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>tl;dr? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReggieBush09 02/06/21 6:15:01 PM #11:	Rika is a legend among kids. --- Delusional <cite>ReggieBush09 posted [p:950353947] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Rika is a legend among kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cowthief 02/06/21 6:15:39 PM #12:	Shablagoo posted... tl;dr? what's with your support for the Uyghur Genocide my dude? --- There is no success like excess! he/him <cite>Cowthief posted [p:950353970] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>tl;dr?</quote> what's with your support for the Uyghur Genocide my dude? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 02/06/21 6:16:47 PM #13:	ReggieBush09 posted... Rika is a legend among kids. Na no desu, nipah~! --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:950354014] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>ReggieBush09 posted... </cite> <quote>Rika is a legend among kids.</quote>Na no desu, nipah~! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soulblitz 02/06/21 6:19:32 PM #14:	Wtf..... yikes is that even worth reading? Lol <cite>Soulblitz posted [p:950354106] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Wtf..... yikes is that even worth reading? Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 02/06/21 6:29:27 PM #15:	Good night sweet prince --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v https://imgur.com/N43HJYv <cite>FL81 posted [p:950354415] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Good night sweet prince </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/06/21 7:52:33 PM #16:	Shablagoo posted... tl;dr? Reis posted... tl;dr - free Rika_Furude <cite>Reis posted [p:950356804] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>tl;dr?</quote> Reis posted... </cite> <quote>tl;dr - free Rika_Furude</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 02/06/21 7:54:24 PM #18:	Homeless_Waifu posted... That's some stalker shit this but it's hot --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:950356861] in Every time... [t:79281426]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite> <quote>That's some stalker shit</quote>this but it's hot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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