Current Events > The GameFAQs moderator pledge leaked!!

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teepan95
01/27/21 3:02:20 PM
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I shall take no wife and father no children. I shall wear no condoms and slay no pussy. I shall live and die in my virginity. I am the penis in the nothing. I am the gamer that deeds in the night. I am the shield that guards the women from me. I pledge my debauchery and extreme inceldom to the Dank Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

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jon1012
01/27/21 3:04:13 PM
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XD

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teepan95
01/27/21 4:48:30 PM
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Bump
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teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom
I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight
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Thatguyonthebus
01/27/21 4:52:54 PM
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This real @Error1355 ?
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Orlando_Jordan
01/27/21 4:54:07 PM
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lmao, mods = REKT

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Zikten
01/27/21 5:09:35 PM
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but what about female mods?
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Reis
01/27/21 5:10:27 PM
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Zikten posted...
female mods

jon1012 posted...
XD

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V-E-G-Y-
01/27/21 5:13:07 PM
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Tom Clark
01/27/21 5:14:37 PM
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Error, they're on to us!

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Turbam
01/27/21 5:19:35 PM
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Wtf? Why don't I get to be a mod then? I already do all that

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XboxLegendary
01/27/21 5:24:26 PM
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Can confirm this is real, mods are under my employ.
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teepan95
01/27/21 11:42:46 PM
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Tom Clark posted...
Error, they're on to us!


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Itachi157
01/27/21 11:44:09 PM
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I have this tatted on me
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Tsukasa1891
01/27/21 11:56:16 PM
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Turbam posted...
Wtf? Why don't I get to be a mod then? I already do all that
Most likely because at one point a girl looked at you with longing in her eyes for a second before she realized she mistook you for someone else. Even though you're unaware of this happening, Gamefaqs still holds it against you as having received affection from a female you're not related to.
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Rikiaz
01/28/21 12:24:54 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
I have this tatted on me
Wait, you're implying that getting the tat was optional...

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LeeeeroyJenkins
01/28/21 1:48:57 AM
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onedarksoul
01/28/21 2:01:47 AM
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Dayum
So true

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Shotgunnova
01/28/21 2:12:41 AM
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legendarylemur
01/28/21 2:31:21 AM
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I don't get it, seems like a normal cult pledge

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teepan95
01/28/21 8:57:10 AM
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Bump for American morning CE
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