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LastTomorrow 01/11/21 7:17:40 PM #1: |
He chooses you to find a way to get him to stay president.
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TendoDRM 01/11/21 7:18:17 PM #2: |
I don't think his tiny hands fit around anyone's neck.
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UnfairRepresent 01/11/21 7:19:46 PM #3: |
He didn't say president of what, so I would just start a Joe Biden fan club and tell Trump he is the president of it
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LinkDaLunatic 01/11/21 7:20:18 PM #4: |
i brush his sad fingers away
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BloodMoon7 01/11/21 7:20:58 PM #5: |
I only do things for equivalent exchange. What is he offering. Money. Power. Women. Men?
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Wii_Shaker 01/11/21 7:21:23 PM #6: |
I'd extort him.
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Dark_SilverX 01/11/21 7:21:42 PM #7: |
BloodMoon7 posted...
What is he offering. Money. Power. Women. Men?Rudy naked --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Frisk 01/11/21 7:21:57 PM #8: |
TendoDRM posted...
I don't think his tiny hands fit around anyone's neck. --- 49er fan and fan of the 2020 WS Champs Los Angeles Dodgers Trump supporters=Terrorists ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rodu_jr 01/11/21 7:22:53 PM #9: |
I doubt he can cover the distance between where I am and the wall without a breather
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Pogo_Marimo 01/11/21 7:34:46 PM #10: |
I pull him into my guard and lock in a triangle choke.
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Boombam99 01/11/21 7:36:23 PM #11: |
That amount of physical activity would be too much for him
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weekoldhotdog 01/11/21 7:57:20 PM #12: |
does he say "Oh YEAH!"?
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The_Critic 01/11/21 7:58:23 PM #13: |
I grab him by his pussy.
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masterpug53 01/11/21 8:02:16 PM #14: |
Trump actually managing to burst through a wall and grab by the neck anyone legally allowed to post on this site might be the most implausible hypothetical ever posited on CE.
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rodu_jr 01/11/21 8:13:03 PM #15: |
I'd imagine it would be Shockmaster style
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PoundGarden 01/11/21 8:25:33 PM #16: |
I'm not going to outright say it because he is still the president, but there is something in the corner I've christened "Pumpy Brewster, Bringer of Instant Regret" for anyone who thinks it's a good idea to do a B&E on my house.
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SSJKirby 01/11/21 8:40:37 PM #18: |
pretty sure him fleeing to canada is a illegal
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UnfairRepresent 01/12/21 7:58:32 PM #19: |
Crono99 posted...
I create a dummy corporation and name him presidentI beat you to it and was funnier --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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