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Zikten 12/25/20 5:24:26 PM #1:	if it was real that adult virgins gain wizard powers at age 40, would you rethink getting laid? In this situation, anyone who reaches 40 years of age without ever having sex suddenly is as powerful as Doctor Strange, Gandalf and Merlin combined <cite>Zikten posted [p:948752456] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>if it was real that adult virgins gain wizard powers at age 40, would you rethink getting laid? In this situation, anyone who reaches 40 years of age without ever having sex suddenly is as powerful as Doctor Strange, Gandalf and Merlin combined</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Rian 12/25/20 5:25:12 PM #2:	Magic --- Holy crap! How have I not set a signature for the message boards yet? <cite>Mr_Rian posted [p:948752476] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>Magic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 12/25/20 5:25:51 PM #3:	I would have remained a virgin I'm sure. Although, do you get to keep the powers if you have sex after 40? --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:948752494] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>I would have remained a virgin I'm sure. Although, do you get to keep the powers if you have sex after 40? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Rian 12/25/20 5:27:06 PM #4:	SolidShadow3 posted... do you get to keep the powers if you have sex after 40? Hell no! You have sex, you lose your powers. --- Holy crap! How have I not set a signature for the message boards yet? <cite>Mr_Rian posted [p:948752524] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>do you get to keep the powers if you have sex after 40?</quote>Hell no! You have sex, you lose your powers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 12/25/20 5:27:21 PM #5:	Can't I just use my wizard powers to make myself young forever and bang every chick in the world? --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:948752533] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>Can't I just use my wizard powers to make myself young forever and bang every chick in the world? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/25/20 5:27:45 PM #6:	SolidShadow3 posted... I would have remained a virgin I'm sure. Although, do you get to keep the powers if you have sex after 40? I would say you probably lose the powers. the Gods of Magic revoke your abilities if you soil yourself with base desires <cite>Zikten posted [p:948752548] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted...</cite> <quote>I would have remained a virgin I'm sure. Although, do you get to keep the powers if you have sex after 40? </quote> I would say you probably lose the powers. the Gods of Magic revoke your abilities if you soil yourself with base desires</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 12/25/20 5:29:59 PM #7:	eh... depends on how powerful the wizard powers are. like, can i teleport and summon hurricanes and wipe memories and shit? take over a castle and put a barrier around that shit? or am i a lame wizard that can just cast fireballs and shit like that. <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:948752609] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>eh... depends on how powerful the wizard powers are. like, can i teleport and summon hurricanes and wipe memories and shit? take over a castle and put a barrier around that shit? or am i a lame wizard that can just cast fireballs and shit like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/25/20 5:32:32 PM #8:	LinkDaLunatic posted... eh... depends on how powerful the wizard powers are. like, can i teleport and summon hurricanes and wipe memories and shit? take over a castle and put a barrier around that shit? or am i a lame wizard that can just cast fireballs and shit like that. you can do all that stuff. <cite>Zikten posted [p:948752683] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>LinkDaLunatic posted...</cite> <quote>eh... depends on how powerful the wizard powers are. like, can i teleport and summon hurricanes and wipe memories and shit? take over a castle and put a barrier around that shit? or am i a lame wizard that can just cast fireballs and shit like that. </quote> you can do all that stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hippocrates 12/25/20 5:33:06 PM #9:	Zikten posted... if it was real that adult virgins gain wizard powers at age 40, would you rethink getting laid? In this situation, anyone who reaches 40 years of age without ever having sex suddenly is as powerful as Doctor Strange, Gandalf and Merlin combined who the fuck wouldn't pick this you'd literally be god <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:948752696] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>if it was real that adult virgins gain wizard powers at age 40, would you rethink getting laid? In this situation, anyone who reaches 40 years of age without ever having sex suddenly is as powerful as Doctor Strange, Gandalf and Merlin combined</quote>who the fuck wouldn't pick this you'd literally be god </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkDaLunatic 12/25/20 5:35:09 PM #11:	yeah. sex is great and all, but i mean, a few hours of fun each night until age takes over and ED kicks in or fun 24/7 for the rest of eternity because i'm an almighty wizard and can do whatever the fuck i want forever? gonna take the wizard powers bro. <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:948752768] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>yeah. sex is great and all, but i mean, a few hours of fun each night until age takes over and ED kicks in or fun 24/7 for the rest of eternity because i'm an almighty wizard and can do whatever the fuck i want forever? gonna take the wizard powers bro. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 12/25/20 5:37:37 PM #12:	That reality sounds like an utter nightmare. Imagine a society where the Elliot Rodgers of our world gain power beyond our comprehension. Great. That's just... Great. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:948752832] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>That reality sounds like an utter nightmare. Imagine a society where the Elliot Rodgers of our world gain power beyond our comprehension. Great. That's just... Great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 12/25/20 5:38:24 PM #13:	Whats the point of having godlike powers if you never get to fuck hot girls ever for all eternity? Eventually you will start to resent them and then decide to do something about it. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:948752856] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>Whats the point of having godlike powers if you never get to fuck hot girls ever for all eternity? Eventually you will start to resent them and then decide to do something about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lunar_Savage 12/25/20 5:40:34 PM #14:	All that power but can't have sex? Nah, pass. Like, I get it. It's tempting. But, nah, not worth the loss. --- Number of Mega Cookies given: (::::) 31 Tips top hat, adjusts monocle, and walks away with a cane. And yes, that IS Mr. Peanut laying unconscious on the curb <cite>Lunar_Savage posted [p:948752906] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>All that power but can't have sex? Nah, pass. Like, I get it. It's tempting. But, nah, not worth the loss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 12/25/20 5:40:38 PM #15:	If you think about it if this that would likely be the end of mankind --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms PSN: Bosh369 <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:948752908] in would you ... [t:79199287]...</cite> <quote>If you think about it if this that would likely be the end of mankind </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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