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https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/covid-test-nasal-swabs-nussy-1105797/

As we wrap up the year and we inch closer and closer to a Covid-19 vaccine becoming widely available, certain ephemera of the 2020 pandemic year will be relegated to the margins of history: Plexiglass dividers, face shields that say Face Shield, the rise of outdoor dining in subzero temperatures. Which is why now is the ideal time to commemorate the meteoric rise and soon-to-be rapid descent of the nussy, the unsung hero of 2020.

A portmanteau of nose and pussy (similar to bussy, a term popularized in the LGBTQ community to refer to the anus), the term nussy predates the pandemic the earliest use of the term I could find on Twitter was a shitpost from 2018, with @cruel_genesis musing, instead of picking ur nose, how about fingering that nussy.' Yet aside from the occasional ENT doctor visit, Neti pot purchase, or glimpse during poorly shot POV porn, the actual body part has historically received little attention, to the degree that it doesnt even have an Urban Dictionary definition.

The rise of the Covid-19 nasal swab, however, has brought the nussy into the forefront, leading to millions of people sharing the novel experience of having an entirely new body part poked, prodded, and penetrated. As a result, it has become something of a meme on social media, with many sharing both the discomfort and the unexpected pleasures of hardcore nussy stimulation.

To an extent, the term nussy is little more than a joke, with the odd intimacy of the experience of getting a nasal swab the lab technician staring deeply into your eyes, gently probing into one of your innermost crevices serving as ample fodder for sexualization. But theres also a not-insignificant number of people who actually kind of enjoy getting the Covid nasal swab, as I first learned from my friend Dan last summer, when he told me that the more coronavirus tests he got, the more he actively looked forward to getting another one. I bet if you get it done 10 times you start to crave it, he texted me. Like an itch in the back of your throat that only a Covid swab can scratch.

At first, I was highly skeptical of this claim. I had already had one Covid test, and I came away from it feeling like I was a chronically unfaithful spouse whod just been tortured in Jigsaws basement. Then I spoke to Gabe Bergado, 27, who confirmed that he too enjoyed the occasional nussy play. Its kind of like when you eat something spicy and it clears your sinuses, he told me last week. So did Abby Tannenbaum, who compared it to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles up your nostrils. I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle, she says. None of these people derived overt sexual pleasure from the nasopharyngeal swab (though there almost has to be a nasal fetishist or two out there who does), but they did report experiencing the same oddly satisfying sensation as a result.

Its also perhaps not insignificant that theres also a fairly substantial subgenre of ASMR videos focused on Covid nasal swabs on YouTube, in which comely young women dressed in scrubs (as well as the occasional young man) speak in soft, gentle tones and look deeply into the viewers eyes while appearing to administer nasopharyngeal swabs. The most popular of these videos, created by ASMR Darling, has well over a million views. Considering ASMR videos are largely used to induce feelings of relaxation or drowsiness, or to simulate some form of close personal contact between the creator and the viewer, theres clearly a not-insignificant number of people who find the experience of getting swabbed anxiety-reducing, or approximating some semblance of intimacy, if not outright pleasurable.

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Antifar posted...

portmanteau of nose and pussy

BigHentaiBoobie posted...

lmfao

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Lmfao @ "Nussy"

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My wife tickles my nussy with a q tip and I sneeze and come at the same time

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Rolling Stone is officially a joke.

Journalistic integrity

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WAN

Mhmm