Current Events > Conservatives getting mad over the media not covering Hunter Biden is hilarious.

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Crying censorship and unfairness and whatnot

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Rudy right now:
"Ok we messed up. NEW STORY. Hunter Biden is an ACTUAL HUNTER! OF CHILDREN! He hunts them and drinks their blood! and to prove it, we got text messages from his child supplier, HILIARY CLINTON! and they're right here on this iPod Mini! GET THE NEW YORK POST ON THE LINE"

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Doom_Art posted...

Crying censorship and unfairness and whatnot

The actual source is such a joke it legit made me laugh




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remember how upset conservatives got over steele documents, how they bitched and moaned about the suspect information from a well known and trusted intelligence officer? its interesting how that was suspect but random guy with a hard drive isn't...

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I always get a legit kick out of them thinking mainstream media has some grand bias against the GOP as a whole (than again in the American Conservative's world view anything not explicitly right wing is left wing)

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As someone who isnt a chud, Im having a good laugh over their victim complexes and irrational beliefs.

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I dont get why they think voters would care about the hunter biden story, even if it wasnt completely fabricated

theyre trying so desperately to paint Biden as corrupt... have they seen their own candidate?

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TheGoldenEel posted...

I dont get why they think voters would care about the hunter biden story, even if it wasnt completely fabricated

theyre trying so desperately to paint Biden as corrupt... have they seen their own candidate?

Yeah they're clearly desperate, and painfully hypocritical. They seem to forget just last year Trump had to admit to illegal use of charity funds for political gain.

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If Twitter and Facebook didn't immediately ban the story, this would have been a giant nothing burger.

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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

If Twitter and Facebook didn't immediately ban the story, this would have been a giant nothing burger.

Aside from spreading misinformation of course... something your side CONSTANTLY blame 'liberals' of doing.

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"But Hunterly!!"

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

If Twitter and Facebook didn't immediately ban the story, this would have been a giant nothing burger.

It still IS just a giant nothingburger

It is a nothing burger.

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What am I missing about this story?


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DarkRoast posted...

The actual source is such a joke it legit made me laugh

Get Stretch Armstrong on the line!

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InhumaneRaider posted...

What am I missing about this story?

Nothing. It's barely worth the paper it's written on

you mean fake emails from rudy g?

Stewman_Magoo posted...

Aside from spreading misinformation of course... something your side CONSTANTLY blame 'liberals' of doing.

This story has a little more credit than say Michael Avenatti claiming he had inside info that Brett Kavanaugh was a gang rapist

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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

This story has a little more credit than say Michael Avenatti claiming he had inside info that Brett Kavanaugh was a gang rapist

It really doesn't though. A blind computer repair tech at a store across the country from Hunter's home? Hunter flies cross country and drives drunk and high to this random mom and pop store, drops off 3 company laptops and the blind tech gives them to Rudy Giuliani?

You'd have to be an idiot to think this is remotely credible

If they're gonna make up shitty scandals shouldn't they be doing it about Joe instead of Hunter?

It's like on some level, they realize their fake stories are terrible and are too embarrassed to fully commit

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Blightzkrieg posted...

If they're gonna make up shitty scandals shouldn't they be doing it about Joe instead of Hunter?

It's like on some level, they realize their fake stories are terrible and are too embarrassed to fully commit

The best part is how Trump tried to go with the Ukraine/Hunter Biden connection until his own staff had to remind him that he was literally impeached for that information.


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Let's be clear: Twitter banned the story because "it was getting into Hunter's personal life", not because "the emails are fabricated". The media not talking about something doesn't make it untrue. In fact, Twitter and the Media doing that, to conservatives, only lends credence to the story.

Now I don't blame people for not caring. The story doesn't have that scandalous smoking gun element to it, even if it does have some sketchy things. I think, even if it's true, it's a move of desperation.

InhumaneRaider posted...

What am I missing about this story?

@InhumaneRaider There is a portion of the story where Hunter agreed to a deal to give his father so much of his income. If it's true, the implication is that Joe Biden is using Hunter to receive illegal funds, while only being indirectly related and less accountable for that.

I don't know if that's true, I haven't read every fucking email. But i Haven't read anything that says the emails are actually fake.

Lets say I bring my laptop to a repair store and then I for whatever reason do not pick it up. That gives the repair shop owner the right to access whatever stuff I have on my laptop? He can log into my email? My banking information?

I can understand if they wipe the drive and sell my laptop after a year of no payment but come on man.

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Rathinor posted...

Nothing. It's barely worth the paper it's written on

I mean there is a big story here

and that story is Guiliani clearly helping an adversarial foreign power meddle in our election.

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MacDaMurderer posted...

Lets say I bring my laptop to a repair store and then I for whatever reason do not pick it up. That gives the repair shop owner the right to access whatever stuff I have on my laptop? He can log into my email? My banking information?

I can understand if they wipe the drive and sell my laptop after a year of no payment but come on man.

The story is so riddled with inconsistencies it can only be the work of someone like Trump

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Mezcla posted...

Rudy right now:
"Ok we messed up. NEW STORY. Hunter Biden is an ACTUAL HUNTER! OF CHILDREN! He hunts them and drinks their blood! and to prove it, we got text messages from his child supplier, HILIARY CLINTON! and they're right here on this iPod Mini! GET THE NEW YORK POST ON THE LINE"

see this is the problem with 2020. I cant tell if youre making a joke or if its an actual quote.


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TheGoldenEel posted...

I dont get why they think voters would care about the hunter biden story, even if it wasnt completely fabricated

theyre trying so desperately to paint Biden as corrupt... have they seen their own candidate?

I think this is the single most hilarious part of this story. Even if we go along and pretend that every single layer of this piece makes any sense, its logical conclusion at the end is "Hunter Biden got special treatment because his dad was Vice President". And Republicans think that revelation would be a crazy bombshell of a story while all of Trump's kids are actually literally blatantly holding positions at the very top of our Executive Branch of government right at this moment. Even if every single detail in this story wasn't an obvious fabrication, the final takeaway would be that Biden's relationship with his kid is somewhere in the vicinity of how corrupt Trump's relationship with his kids is.

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TheGoldenEel posted...

I dont get why they think voters would care about the hunter biden story, even if it wasnt completely fabricated

theyre trying so desperately to paint Biden as corrupt... have they seen their own candidate?

Because in 2016 it worked. The email scandal was just enough to tilt the election in Trump's favor.
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Hunter Biden is being accused of the same behavior that Eric, Donald Jr, and Ivanka are currently engaging in.

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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

This story has a little more credit than say Michael Avenatti claiming he had inside info that Brett Kavanaugh was a gang rapist

i would say it has significantly less, actually

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its actually almost shocking how pathetic an october surprise attempt it was. i dunno if they have anything left but they're almost out of time and everything from the debate to the weird post-hospital stunts to this have been absolute and utter failures

you think at the very least they would have learned from the russiagate shit that nobody cares about weird complex spiraling narratives like the ukraine stuff

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DarkRoast posted...

The story is so riddled with inconsistencies it can only be the work of someone like Trump

Trump is too dumb to do something like this. This is like Jacob Wohl Territory who isn't dumb, just really really incompetent. And dumb but not as dumb as Trump.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

DarkRoast posted...

The story is so riddled with inconsistencies it can only be the work of someone like Trump

Trump is too dumb to do something like this. This is like Jacob Wohl Territory who isn't dumb, just really really incompetent. And dumb but not as dumb as Trump.

Wohl is currently trying to defend himself from some federal charges.
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Tyranthraxus posted...

Trump is too dumb to do something like this. This is like Jacob Wohl Territory who isn't dumb, just really really incompetent. And dumb but not as dumb as Trump.

I was thinking Giuliani but who knows?

Jared Kushner couldn't have engineered it.


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JimmyFraska posted...

I don't know if that's true, I haven't read every fucking email. But i Haven't read anything that says the emails are actually fake.

Anyone with at least three functioning brain cells can see it for themselves

Don't worry, we'll crack neuroplasticity one day and you'll get there.

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The most ironic thing:

Hunter did nothing half as bad as what Ivanka, Jared and other Trump brats are doing in the White House

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