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cAPITALISATION
10/13/20 1:21:04 PM
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Yo, just found out a dope ass life hack. Go to McDonald's or any fast food chain and ask for a water cup, when the workers aint looking, fill up the cup with burger. It works because the burger look like water
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Weezy_Tha_Don
10/13/20 1:21:54 PM
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fuck yeah liquid burger

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monkmith
10/13/20 1:23:08 PM
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  1. fill out an application to work at McDonalds
  2. get job at McDonalds
  3. go to job
  4. get FREE BURGERS!

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FabIe
10/13/20 1:24:22 PM
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monkmith posted...
1. fill out an application to work at McDonalds
2. get job at McDonalds
3. go to job
4. get FREE BURGERS!

Lol thinking fast food employees eat for free

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Sictis
10/13/20 1:28:31 PM
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You put burger in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put burger into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now burger can flow or it can crash. Be burger, my friend.
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3PiesAndAFork
10/13/20 1:28:55 PM
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FabIe posted...
Lol thinking fast food employees eat for free
They do if they know where the cameras are.

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/13/20 1:29:31 PM
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when i initially read the title, i thought it was refering to another Trump tweet...
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Poop2
10/13/20 1:37:10 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
fuck yeah liquid burger

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FursonaNonGrata
10/13/20 1:41:23 PM
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You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

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Veggeta X
10/13/20 1:43:10 PM
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Marked for illegal activities.

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monkmith
10/13/20 1:43:55 PM
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FabIe posted...
Lol thinking fast food employees eat for free
...i think you're missing the point here but ok...

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