Current Events > Me: Phone, I want you to send me a notification, even if I'm not looking at you.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Phone: Haha, fuck you, dork. I'm only going to send one if I detect that you have me in your hand.

What's the fucking point of notifications if you're not going to send them to me? The only ones I get uninhibited are text notifications. Everything else is if the accelerometer detects a motion that suggests that I have the phone in my hand.

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