Current Events > I cancelled my Disney+ subscription!

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Look, I know about the Mulan movie being made outside a concentration camp and an oppressive government supporting it and yadda yadda, but I need my Saturday movie nights with the family, okay? So I didnt boycott Disney. Not in the beginning, at least.

More and more red flags began to pop up. They censored Daryl Hannahs butt in Splash, okay, Ill live, it protects my childrens precious eyes. Now for movie night, we decided to watch a TV series. I picked up the controller and scrolled, going to C.

I looked around in the C category. Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Cinderella... I scrolled back again. There had to be a mistake. Perhaps there was something wrong with my TV. I restarted it and went back to the categories, but it still wasnt there. I clenched my fist and, in fury, threw the remote control at the TV, shattering it and leaving a giant mark on the screen.

How? How can Disney+ not have Cory in the House?

I understand leaving out Winnie the Pooh, they have to please China in some way. I can understand leaving out Mars Needs Moms, no one watched that shit anyway. But no Cory in the House? No Cory in the House? You have all boring ass seasons of Hannah Montana for Christs sakes, and she shows up nude in music videos where shes riding a ball! How can you not have a single episode of the legendary, hilarious, family classic Cory in the House?

I have cancelled my Disney+ subscription and sent them many strongly worded emails letting them know how unacceptable this is. It should be considered a goddamn scam. How can you start up a Disney streaming service without Cory in the House? Scandalous. Absolutely abhorrent. I have lost all respect for this company.

Now excuse me, but my family will watch Cuties on Netflix tonight instead. Thatll teach Disney!!!!
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