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teepan95
08/31/20 8:59:27 AM
#1:


Who else but GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK?
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BloodMoon7
08/31/20 9:07:00 AM
#3:


When he said smell ya later but he never smelled you the first time.

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monkmith
08/31/20 9:07:25 AM
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who's gary?

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Southernfatman
08/31/20 9:08:59 AM
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This is my grandson. What was his name again?

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Touch
08/31/20 9:24:35 AM
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The moment had finally come. Ash and Misty were finally alone. Misty had caught Ash's eye the moment they met. A cute redhead in booty shorts and an awesome bicycle with a proficiency in pokemon training. Whats not to like? The problem was that Brock had been tagging along for the many years they had been travelling together and, while a good companion, rarely left the two to enjoy each other's company.

"Hey Misty, I-"

And before Ash could say more, Misty was on his lips like a Victreebel on James. Their lickitungs flicked each other so wildly that even a Magmar would sweat. After much making out, Misty disengaged and blushingly looked down.

"Ash...I think I'm ready."

Ash's heart jumped. He had felt that they had a connection before but they never acted on it before today. To think Misty was so willing to go from zero to a hundred this fast...

Misty sat on a nearby stump. Ash approached and knelt down closely. Unzipped her shorts that he loved so much and pulled them down. Then he paused, took a deep breath, and pulled down her undergarment. He was taken aback, not by the smell of her shellder, but what was tattoo'd right above it.

"Gary was here! Ash is a loser!"

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