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BlazeAndBlade
08/05/20 9:54:00 PM
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If Cavemen and Astronauts got into a fight who would win


and the Astronauts don't have weapons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2V0_20Mv8

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Wii_Shaker
08/05/20 9:54:39 PM
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Cavemen are the better warriors.

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No_U_L7
08/05/20 9:55:17 PM
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angel was such a thought provoking show
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BlazeAndBlade
08/05/20 10:01:26 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
angel was such a thought provoking show


just for that you get a bonus clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2-7feRM7A

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pegusus123456
08/05/20 10:03:01 PM
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What a hilarious start to a depressing fucking episode, that was.

I found this reasonably thought-provoking Livejournal post about it. That's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

First, taking the question literally. Some people seem to see this as a question of brains versus physical strength, as though astronauts are all scrawny, intellectual egg-heads. But in that case, wouldnt the question have been scientists versus cavemen? In reality, most astronauts have been serving or former military personnel, and all are carefully chosen and fully trained to be at the peak of physical fitness. They also benefit from a modern diet look at ancient suits of armour in museums to see just how tiny people in the olden days were compared to us. True, the average Paleolithic hunter-gatherer would probably enjoy a high-protein diet and plenty of exercise, so would be fit and healthy compared to, say, a mediaeval peasant. Even so, I think the advantage of strength and fitness would clearly belong to the astronauts and thats even ignoring the fact that, as members of the armed forces, they have probably been trained in modern hand-to-hand combat techniques.

One of the terms of the argument in the episode is that the astronauts dont have weapons. Im going to assume that this means they dont get to bring any of their technology with them to the fight, not that theyre barred from making or adapting any tools during it. (And that the same restriction applies to the cavemen). Now, Ill concede that primitive does not equal stupid, and the cavemen are going to be able to plan ambushes, make use of terrain, and improvise weapons from natural materials. But so are the astronauts! And the big advantage they have is their modern education (including, in most cases, military basic training and officer command school).

In pre-literate societies, knowledge comes from experience or oral tradition, which is great as long as youre doing the exact same things that your ancestors always did. If the environment changes or a situation crops up thats outside your groups communal experience such as fighting a group of astronauts then youre in big trouble, because you have no precedents to base your behaviour on. But the modern people can draw on the experience of not only their own family and neighbours, but any person throughout history whos written down their knowledge. The cavemen might have an initial advantage for example, if the battlefield has flint nodules lying around, they may be able to fashion a handaxe from them while the astronauts are still wondering and experimenting with the different rocks to see which ones can be made into tools. But the caveman might walk straight past the yew coppice without noticing it, because hes never heard of a bow and arrow and cant even conceive of a weapon that can kill him from a hundred paces away until its too late. Likewise, a caveman may be able to make fire by banging flint and iron pyrites together, but be unaware that you can also do it with a friction drill the astronaut might never have used either method, but should be aware of both of them.

So the answer is that the astronauts should always win as long as they dont get trapped into playing the game the cavemens way. Which, when you think about it, is pretty much the message of Angel Season 5, which brings us neatly to the metaphorical part of the question.

In the episode, it seems clear that astronauts represent modernity, and cavemen the ancient powers such as Illyria. A Hole in the World shows our heroes employing all the tools of modern science and technology, from the extensive multi-million dollar W&H laboratory to their really good jet aircraft, to try to save Fred - but its all in vain. Illyria, the caveman, triumphs and in her last bleak moment of lucidity, the dying Fred acknowledges it. Cavemen win. Of course cavemen win. After all her bravery and defiance throughout the episode, refusing to admit defeat, refusing to accept that there is no solution, she finally surrenders to despair. Its a defeat not only for her, but for the whole of Team Angel.

Or is it? Fred may be gone, but her influence, her memories arguably, her soul (that was consumed by and thus integrated into Illyria) achieve the impossible; they humanise an Elder God. By the end of the series they turn her, much to her own bemusement, into one of the most powerful Champions for Good on the planet. The caveman chooses to become an astronaut. She even becomes an aficionado of that most modern of electronic technological gizmos, the Playstation.

The message here is that awful things happen, but the human spirit can still triumph in the end. As I explained above, I dont really accept that the caveman-astronaut metaphor is primarily about strength versus intelligence, or rationality versus instinct. Cavemen were just as capable of intelligent reasoning as we are (this is where I plug Hiywans Story as my own take on a stone age tribal culture), but they were restricted to repeating what they knew, or what their parents knew. They may not have been stupid, but they were ignorant. Thats why fifty thousand years of human history went by between the discovery of fire and the invention of the wheel, while in the last hundred years we went from primitive aircraft made from canvas and plywood held together by wire and glue, to being able to buy a little electronic box for your car that communicates with a satellite spinning 12,600 miles out in space, to tell you your exact position anywhere on the Earth.

Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel; people like Fred can die pointless, painful deaths not because they deserve it, but because they simply got in the way. Some people just accept that, and bow their heads and shuffle along the same old paths hoping that fate wont notice them. Theyre the cavemen.

But astronauts defy the bonds of gravity and reach up to touch the heavens. They live as though the world was what it should be, to show it what it can be.

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Shotgunnova
08/05/20 10:03:34 PM
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The caveman throws a femur in the air, it turns into a satellite, and then kills the astronauts.

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Garioshi
08/05/20 10:04:14 PM
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There were a lot more cavemen than there are or were astronauts

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/05/20 10:04:51 PM
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The Fury from MGS3

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No_U_L7
08/05/20 10:08:20 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
What a hilarious start to a depressing fucking episode, that was.

I found this reasonably thought-provoking Livejournal post about it. That's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

First, taking the question literally. Some people seem to see this as a question of brains versus physical strength, as though astronauts are all scrawny, intellectual egg-heads. But in that case, wouldnt the question have been scientists versus cavemen? In reality, most astronauts have been serving or former military personnel, and all are carefully chosen and fully trained to be at the peak of physical fitness. They also benefit from a modern diet look at ancient suits of armour in museums to see just how tiny people in the olden days were compared to us. True, the average Paleolithic hunter-gatherer would probably enjoy a high-protein diet and plenty of exercise, so would be fit and healthy compared to, say, a mediaeval peasant. Even so, I think the advantage of strength and fitness would clearly belong to the astronauts and thats even ignoring the fact that, as members of the armed forces, they have probably been trained in modern hand-to-hand combat techniques.

One of the terms of the argument in the episode is that the astronauts dont have weapons. Im going to assume that this means they dont get to bring any of their technology with them to the fight, not that theyre barred from making or adapting any tools during it. (And that the same restriction applies to the cavemen). Now, Ill concede that primitive does not equal stupid, and the cavemen are going to be able to plan ambushes, make use of terrain, and improvise weapons from natural materials. But so are the astronauts! And the big advantage they have is their modern education (including, in most cases, military basic training and officer command school).

In pre-literate societies, knowledge comes from experience or oral tradition, which is great as long as youre doing the exact same things that your ancestors always did. If the environment changes or a situation crops up thats outside your groups communal experience such as fighting a group of astronauts then youre in big trouble, because you have no precedents to base your behaviour on. But the modern people can draw on the experience of not only their own family and neighbours, but any person throughout history whos written down their knowledge. The cavemen might have an initial advantage for example, if the battlefield has flint nodules lying around, they may be able to fashion a handaxe from them while the astronauts are still wondering and experimenting with the different rocks to see which ones can be made into tools. But the caveman might walk straight past the yew coppice without noticing it, because hes never heard of a bow and arrow and cant even conceive of a weapon that can kill him from a hundred paces away until its too late. Likewise, a caveman may be able to make fire by banging flint and iron pyrites together, but be unaware that you can also do it with a friction drill the astronaut might never have used either method, but should be aware of both of them.

So the answer is that the astronauts should always win as long as they dont get trapped into playing the game the cavemens way. Which, when you think about it, is pretty much the message of Angel Season 5, which brings us neatly to the metaphorical part of the question.

In the episode, it seems clear that astronauts represent modernity, and cavemen the ancient powers such as Illyria. A Hole in the World shows our heroes employing all the tools of modern science and technology, from the extensive multi-million dollar W&H laboratory to their really good jet aircraft, to try to save Fred - but its all in vain. Illyria, the caveman, triumphs and in her last bleak moment of lucidity, the dying Fred acknowledges it. Cavemen win. Of course cavemen win. After all her bravery and defiance throughout the episode, refusing to admit defeat, refusing to accept that there is no solution, she finally surrenders to despair. Its a defeat not only for her, but for the whole of Team Angel.

Or is it? Fred may be gone, but her influence, her memories arguably, her soul (that was consumed by and thus integrated into Illyria) achieve the impossible; they humanise an Elder God. By the end of the series they turn her, much to her own bemusement, into one of the most powerful Champions for Good on the planet. The caveman chooses to become an astronaut. She even becomes an aficionado of that most modern of electronic technological gizmos, the Playstation.

The message here is that awful things happen, but the human spirit can still triumph in the end. As I explained above, I dont really accept that the caveman-astronaut metaphor is primarily about strength versus intelligence, or rationality versus instinct. Cavemen were just as capable of intelligent reasoning as we are (this is where I plug Hiywans Story as my own take on a stone age tribal culture), but they were restricted to repeating what they knew, or what their parents knew. They may not have been stupid, but they were ignorant. Thats why fifty thousand years of human history went by between the discovery of fire and the invention of the wheel, while in the last hundred years we went from primitive aircraft made from canvas and plywood held together by wire and glue, to being able to buy a little electronic box for your car that communicates with a satellite spinning 12,600 miles out in space, to tell you your exact position anywhere on the Earth.

Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel; people like Fred can die pointless, painful deaths not because they deserve it, but because they simply got in the way. Some people just accept that, and bow their heads and shuffle along the same old paths hoping that fate wont notice them. Theyre the cavemen.

But astronauts defy the bonds of gravity and reach up to touch the heavens. They live as though the world was what it should be, to show it what it can be.


Damn...what a great deep dive. I never even made that connection at the end before
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