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SamusGlory
08/03/20 7:02:16 AM
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Kami_no_Kami
08/03/20 7:03:22 AM
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No, but hed probably vote for him.
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pegusus123456
08/03/20 7:04:58 AM
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No, absolutely not. I imagine he'd vote Republican, but he has a genuine common sense that would make him baffled people were buying into Trump's bullshit.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/03/20 7:11:57 AM
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only if Trump invested in propane...
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pegusus123456
08/03/20 7:13:18 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
only if Trump invested in propane...
One of Trump's big talking points was coal.

Another piece of evidence to support him hating Trump.

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UnfairRepresent
08/03/20 7:13:51 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
No, but hed probably vote for him.

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Lord_Shadow
08/03/20 7:14:08 AM
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Trump is also a new Yorker

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Darmik
08/03/20 7:40:57 AM
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Hank Hill lost his faith in George Bush after he gave a weak handshake.

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Guide
08/03/20 7:41:55 AM
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Hank wouldn't vote this year. He cares too much about his fellow man, even the ones that disgust and/or confuse him.

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Doom_Art
08/03/20 7:47:51 AM
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Hnk might be conservative but he couldn't bring himself to vote for Bush because he had a weak handshake. He certainly wouldn't be voting for Trump.

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Heart-Mk-II
08/03/20 7:48:51 AM
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Trump's idea of a good steak would turn Hank into a democrat.

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DiegoSanchez206
08/03/20 7:49:55 AM
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Hank wouldnt vote for someone who dodged war.

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DarkChozoGhost
08/03/20 7:57:18 AM
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He absolutely would not vote for Trump. There are a shit ton of absolute, insurmountable dealbreakers for Hank.

The simplest, and least open to debate or interpretation, is that Trump eats his steak well done.

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Doom_Art
08/03/20 8:03:37 AM
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"What if someone asks for their steak well done?"

"We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."

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Raikuro
08/03/20 8:13:04 AM
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Darmik posted...
Hank Hill lost his faith in George Bush after he gave a weak handshake.
Trump's baby hands alone would have killed any chance he had.
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Kastrada
08/03/20 8:16:25 AM
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Hank is a very level-headed and open minded conservative/Republican.

He would never in a million years vote for Trump, especially the aforementioned steak-issue and NYC background.

McCain when he was alive? 100% yes.
Romney? Most likely.
Hell if for some reason it was Obama vs Trump I could see him voting Obama.

But never Trump. If it was Hilary vs Trump, he'd have probably voted Libertarian or even Green over those two.

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monkmith
08/03/20 8:19:28 AM
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up until he shook his hand and found he had a limp wrist handshake.

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creativerealms
08/03/20 8:20:43 AM
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Nope.

I know his voice actor disagrees but I think Dale would vote for Trump. For some reason anti-government conspiracy theorists love Trump in real life and that's who Dale is a parody of. Then again maybe the joke could be that he's the only conspiracy theorists who sees Trump for who he really is.

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monkmith
08/03/20 8:22:14 AM
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creativerealms posted...
Nope.

I know his voice actor disagrees but I think Dale would vote for Trump. For some reason anti-government conspiracy theorists love Trump in real life and that's who Dale is a parody of. Then again maybe the joke could be that he's the only conspiracy theorists who sees Trump for who he really is.
rusty shakelford had reclaimed his identity by the time dale could have voted for trump though.

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Kastrada
08/03/20 8:36:54 AM
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Dale would never vote for Trump just because that means he would be giving out precious information the government could use again him.

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uwnim
08/03/20 11:38:16 AM
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Kastrada posted...
Dale would never vote for Trump just because that means he would be giving out precious information the government could use again him.
lol, yeah, so could see that.

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Ryan__Leaf
08/03/20 11:39:55 AM
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Heart-Mk-II posted...
Trump's idea of a good steak would turn Hank into a democrat.

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Ryan__Leaf
08/03/20 11:40:23 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
"What if someone asks for their steak well done?"

"We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."


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CruelBuffalo
08/03/20 11:42:14 AM
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In 2016, I think hed vote for Trump.

in 2020, no hed vote Biden.

also his personality changes a bit throughout the series, sometimes hes just a working man but reasonable and other times hes a male Karen (the slumber party episode) when in the beginning of the show he wanted Bobby to go to a makeout party
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Srk700
08/03/20 11:53:51 AM
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I saw it brought up elsewhere that he was a big supporter of a Democrat in one of the episodes. That plus the whole bit about how he disapproved of Bush because of the weak handshake and how he would likely strongly disapprove of Trump eating his steaks well done with ketchup.

I think he leans more towards Republicans but is open to voting for something else if he disapproves of the Republican candidate.
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The Top Crusader
08/03/20 12:02:00 PM
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No, he wouldn't trust a New Yorker to begin with, coupled with all the various cons and scams Trump has run... even ignoring anything said during the 2016 campaign. But I'm sure he'd not be big on his insults to McCain for being a POW, etc.

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The_homelander
08/03/20 12:08:48 PM
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This would be an amazing episode.

hank would at first support trump. He was influenced by some of his neighbors, especially the conspiracy theory guy, who now wears a MAGA cap, and, in an amazing twist of irony, his Asian neighbor who calls him and his other neighbors rednecks.

but the blonde girl with the skimpy clothes (I forgot her name) would be against trump. His wife would be against trump too and would have several talks with hank about it. Bobby would be confused, as usual.

during the episode trump would do some of his more controversial things, such as calling Mexicans rapists or retweeting stuff from that white power account. Hank would frown and get conflicted.

then the grab her by the p**** thing happened, and then hank saw Bobby disrespect a young Hispanic girl and be like trump is gonna deport you! Ill grab you by the p****. Instantly hank grabbed Bobby, made him apologize to the girl and became a never trumper.


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Ryan__Leaf
08/03/20 12:10:44 PM
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The_homelander posted...
This would be an amazing episode.

hank would at first support trump. He was influenced by some of his neighbors, especially the conspiracy theory guy, who now wears a MAGA cap, and, in an amazing twist of irony, his Asian neighbor who calls him and his other neighbors rednecks.

but the blonde girl with the skimpy clothes (I forgot her name) would be against trump. His wife would be against trump too and would have several talks with hank about it. Bobby would be confused, as usual.

during the episode trump would do some of his more controversial things, such as calling Mexicans rapists or retweeting stuff from that white power account. Hank would frown and get conflicted.

then the grab her by the p**** thing happened, and then hank saw Bobby disrespect a young Hispanic girl and be like trump is gonna deport you! Ill grab you by the p****. Instantly hank grabbed Bobby, made him apologize to the girl and became a never trumper.

100% accurate. Would read the plot outline again. Would watch this episode.

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Unknown361
08/03/20 12:12:42 PM
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Would Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne vote for Trump? One is an illegal alien and the other is a multi billionaire playboy that likes women.
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The_homelander
08/03/20 12:13:26 PM
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Ryan__Leaf posted...
100% accurate. Would read the plot outline again. Would watch this episode.

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The_homelander
08/03/20 12:14:17 PM
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Unknown361 posted...
Would Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne vote for Trump? One is an illegal alien and the other is a multi billionaire playboy that likes women.

Bruce Wayne would pretend To vote for trump but secretly vote Hillary/Biden

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TheOrgyPorgy
08/03/20 12:15:16 PM
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no but he'd love mike pence

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harley2280
08/03/20 12:15:51 PM
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The_homelander posted...
This would be an amazing episode.

hank would at first support trump. He was influenced by some of his neighbors, especially the conspiracy theory guy, who now wears a MAGA cap, and, in an amazing twist of irony, his Asian neighbor who calls him and his other neighbors rednecks.

but the blonde girl with the skimpy clothes (I forgot her name) would be against trump. His wife would be against trump too and would have several talks with hank about it. Bobby would be confused, as usual.

during the episode trump would do some of his more controversial things, such as calling Mexicans rapists or retweeting stuff from that white power account. Hank would frown and get conflicted.

then the grab her by the p**** thing happened, and then hank saw Bobby disrespect a young Hispanic girl and be like trump is gonna deport you! Ill grab you by the p****. Instantly hank grabbed Bobby, made him apologize to the girl and became a never trumper.


If you think Kahn supporting Trump would be a twist then you've completely failed to grasp Kahn's personality. Kahn would 100% be a MAGA supporter from the get go. Kahn would fetishize being Trump.
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The_homelander
08/03/20 12:16:59 PM
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harley2280 posted...
If you think Kahn supporting Trump would be a twist then you've completely failed to grasp Kahn's personality. Kahn would 100% be a MAGA supporter from the get go. Kahn would fetishize being Trump.

i agree with you 100%. Its ironic because he is Asian and an immigrant, but he would 100% support him exactly for the reasons you stated. He is just that low in self awareness


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TendoDRM
08/03/20 12:17:48 PM
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Hank would almost certainly vote for Biden this year.

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TheOrgyPorgy
08/03/20 12:18:42 PM
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a big part of the appeal of Biden is that Hank Hill types actually like him and trust him

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3PiesAndAFork
08/03/20 12:20:14 PM
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The_homelander posted...
Bruce Wayne would pretend To vote for trump but secretly vote Hillary/Biden
Bruce Wayne would enter the race himself. And he would win, because he's Batman.

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The_homelander
08/03/20 12:31:48 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Bruce Wayne would enter the race himself. And he would win, because he's Batman.

isnt part of his shtick to pretend to be a shallow, uninterested fuckboy? For example he pretends to fall asleep during board meetings

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Politics
08/03/20 12:34:13 PM
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I think in 2016 Hank Hill would have supported Ted Cruz because of how much he loves Texas.

I always wondered what Hank would think of Ron Paul. Dale should have been a Ron Paul supporter.

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Irony
08/03/20 12:35:08 PM
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He lost respect for Bush because he had a weak handshake. Trump is basically a little girl

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YellowSUV
08/03/20 12:36:50 PM
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Hank would vote 3rd party or no one in 2016 and Biden in 2020.

Dale may have seen through Trump in 2016, but by 2020 is would be a Q Anon nutjob and be 100% for Trump.

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Srk700
08/03/20 12:38:49 PM
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Unknown361 posted...
Would Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne vote for Trump? One is an illegal alien and the other is a multi billionaire playboy that likes women.

They wouldn't have a chance at voting for or against him since Lex Luthor would be the Republican candidate.
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DarkRoast
08/03/20 12:40:18 PM
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Hank, for all of his faults, is portrayed as a pretty honorable guy overall.

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Wetterdew
08/03/20 12:40:37 PM
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The_homelander posted...
This would be an amazing episode.

hank would at first support trump. He was influenced by some of his neighbors, especially the conspiracy theory guy, who now wears a MAGA cap, and, in an amazing twist of irony, his Asian neighbor who calls him and his other neighbors rednecks.

but the blonde girl with the skimpy clothes (I forgot her name) would be against trump. His wife would be against trump too and would have several talks with hank about it. Bobby would be confused, as usual.

during the episode trump would do some of his more controversial things, such as calling Mexicans rapists or retweeting stuff from that white power account. Hank would frown and get conflicted.

then the grab her by the p**** thing happened, and then hank saw Bobby disrespect a young Hispanic girl and be like trump is gonna deport you! Ill grab you by the p****. Instantly hank grabbed Bobby, made him apologize to the girl and became a never trumper.
Bobby would never do that!

...was my first reaction. But then I remembered the episode where Cotton Hill's misogyny started rubbing off on Bobby.

I still don't think Bobby would say or do that, though--at least not by the end of the show, after having become close friends with girls and people from other countries.

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TheMikh
08/03/20 12:42:45 PM
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i could see hank backing ted cruz in the 2016 primary

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Tyranthraxus
08/03/20 12:44:30 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Bruce Wayne would enter the race himself. And he would win, because he's Batman.

Bruce Wayne would never do this because that ruins his ability to be Batman.

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ZeroX91
08/03/20 12:46:19 PM
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Lucky, Dale, and Bill would Hank and Boomhower would have voted bush or mccane be disillusioned by the party and with great sorrow vote for Biden in 2020

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ZeroX91
08/03/20 12:49:06 PM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
No, but hed probably vote for him.
Hank is a paragon of morality he wouldnt compromise to his values for the parties sake.

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Wetterdew
08/03/20 12:53:46 PM
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And I don't think Hank would ever have supported Trump even from the start of the episode--but Kahn yes absolutely. Dale could go either way.

Buck Strickland would be a trump supporter.

Hank's mom might support Trump.

Luanne's parents would definitely be trump fans, and Lucky might also be attracted to Trump.

Ted wassonasong has no morals, he just goes with what benefits him most--which makes me think he'd like Trump.

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