Current Events > Customer: I think these damn cell phones are part of a COMMUNIST PLOT!

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Error1355
05/01/20 9:19:01 AM
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I nearly laughed. Dude was legit all in arms over cell phones being a part of communism or something. Fucking weirdos man.

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Master_Bass
05/01/20 9:20:25 AM
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I'd love to know his reasoning for a laugh. I imagine he didn't elaborate, though.

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Kombucha
05/01/20 9:21:41 AM
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If it causes problems it must be communist.

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LightHawKnight
05/01/20 9:21:59 AM
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He probably believes that 5G caused covid19.

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Squall28
05/01/20 9:24:47 AM
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You gotta admit, phones would be the way to go if they really want to start tracking people. Location, camera, microphone, and access to your personal information.

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Thompson
05/01/20 9:30:00 AM
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Cell phones promotes communication, which if you think, and I mean, really think about it, is awfully close to communism. They share six letters, afterall. Everyone should do their part in stopping communism by eradicating all communication from their lives. Throw away your phone, destroy your keyboard, and stitch your mouth shut!

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Caution999
05/01/20 9:31:50 AM
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BUT...did they steal his blood?

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Politics
05/01/20 9:33:37 AM
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those zionist globalist communist fascist liberal muslims

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iPhone_7
05/01/20 9:34:13 AM
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Prove him wrong

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ModLogic
05/01/20 9:34:59 AM
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hyperpowder
05/01/20 9:40:57 AM
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Oh man the joys of working in cell phone sales.

Idk home many time I've heard "I've been hacked" or "my phone is possessed!!!" because they can't log into their email.

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Austin_Era_II
05/01/20 9:44:03 AM
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There's always weird customers like that at Walmart everyday. TC needs a new job.

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Error1355
05/01/20 9:55:26 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
I'd love to know his reasoning for a laugh. I imagine he didn't elaborate, though.
Yeah, I didn't pry any further into that one lol.

Caution999 posted...
BUT...did they steal his blood?
Pretty good callback to one of my favorite calls lol

hyperpowder posted...
Idk home many time I've heard "I've been hacked" or "my phone is possessed!!!" because they can't log into their email.
I had some lady claim that everything in their home was being hacked the 'moment' they turned it on in their house, and that 5G was going to kill us all. Quality stuff.

Austin_Era_II posted...
There's always weird customers like that at Walmart everyday. TC needs a new job.
I'm tenured, I'm paid well, and I get to work from home. No reason for me to search for a new job just because you personally dislike it.

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