Current Events > My girlfriend has this police fantasy. But I'm a libertarian and it bothers me..

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cAPITALISATION
05/01/20 2:33:12 AM
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My girlfriend, a sub, wants me to handcuff her, and enact this fantasy of giving her a strip search, moving onto a cavity search, in which I become suspicious and conduct a further investigation using my penis (her words). While I am very much attracted to her, my libertarian ideals mean that I just dont think I can consent to this scene. The idea of my very own girlfriend giving into and being taken advantage of by a piggy (law enforcement officer) just makes me totally soft. Plus with the symbolism of getting fucked by a cop rattling around in my head I dont think Ill be able to focus on releasing.

I want to make her happy, this has been a long time fantasy of hers, but I just cant get over the idea of my girlfriend being a bootlicker, let alone take advantage and blow my load thanks to the oppressive power structures that benefit government thugs :/
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Dyinglegacy
05/01/20 2:35:12 AM
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*popcorn*

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
05/01/20 2:35:41 AM
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A Libertarian believes most in the freedom for someone to make decisions for themselves, so far in that they do not bring harm to others.

To deny your GF the freedom to engage in such an activity is against the very thing you purport to be. Of course, you also have the freedom not to engage in such an act. But don't peg it on your twisted view of your ideals.

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IReallyDoubtIt
05/01/20 2:37:39 AM
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I'll be upvoting.

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008Zulu
05/01/20 2:44:34 AM
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Call in a senior officer to conduct the search, and "interrogation" while you watch from behind a one way mirror window.

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Gobstoppers12
05/01/20 2:52:09 AM
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whose alt do y'all think this is?

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Reis
05/01/20 2:52:47 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
whose alt do y'all think this is?

yours
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Gobstoppers12
05/01/20 2:56:16 AM
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Reis posted...
yours
My only alt isn't this guy.

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Keith_Valentine
05/01/20 2:56:33 AM
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This cant be fuckin serious but props for the creativity. Seems like somethin stolen from reddit tho.
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EnragedSlith
05/01/20 2:57:58 AM
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Have you considered that your girlfriend might be a prostitute bending over for law enforcement like that? If you're having sex with her, I'm assuming you're intending on having children. Do you think someone like that would make a good mother for your offspring?

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FL81
05/01/20 3:03:21 AM
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violate her NAP

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cAPITALISATION
05/01/20 4:13:32 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Call in a senior officer to conduct the search, and "interrogation" while you watch from behind a one way mirror window.

this could work
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OudeGeuze
05/01/20 4:15:33 AM
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This is a God tier copypasta, credit reddit next time
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cAPITALISATION
05/01/20 3:30:27 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
What's next--a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?!

I don't live in Britain!!
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Machete
05/01/20 3:33:11 PM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
penis (her words)


cAPITALISATION posted...
piggy (law enforcement officer)



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cAPITALISATION
05/02/20 3:36:12 PM
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Bump
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Politics
05/02/20 3:38:24 PM
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Pretend that you live in an anarcho-capitalist society and you are a private policy officer that works for a company and she has violated the NAP.

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gatorsPENSbucs
05/02/20 3:41:07 PM
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And this is why you shouldnt let politics run your life.

Sucks man, maybe her next boyfriend will care about her and not some meaningless junk.

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Chicken
05/02/20 3:42:36 PM
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Shes a sub? What kind? Meatball? Cold cut?

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cAPITALISATION
05/02/20 11:07:53 PM
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Chicken posted...
Shes a sub? What kind? Meatball? Cold cut?

Chicken tikka >>>
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