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NinjaBreakfast 04/30/20 5:55:09 PM #1: |
Today is the start of my second week at my new job (jr staff accountant for a midsized company).
My first week was mostly onboarding, training, etc so I didnt get a chance to dig into the systems side until today. Obviously with COVID-19 I've had to do a lot of remote training etc but was still excited to get going. This morning I logged in and started playing around in the system and familiarizing myself. It didnt take long before I noticed something was very wrong. I began looking at the day to day transactions, the individual journal entries, and noticed something very strange - the transactions were listed twice. I thought this must be an error, a one off thing, but sure enough when I checked every journal entry I found the same thing. If the company purchased something, theyd credit one account, but then at the same they would debit another in that same transaction. This went on for millions upon millions of dollars worth of transactions. I immediately freaked out when i saw this, obviously. I got up from my desk, phoned my boss, and told him I had to log off ASAP because I was feeling very sick. I paced around the room for a bit and then I called the companys anonymous misconduct line and reported what I had found. Now Im calmed down a bit and I dont know wtf to do. Im debating writing an email to the CFO but Im not sure how complicit he is. Obviously Im going to quit tomorrow (dont want to get wrapped up in this and have my career ruined). Anyone ever been in a similar situation? --- https://imgur.com/nGZeEqw Do you really think you can beat me? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rain_Dust 04/30/20 5:57:57 PM #2: |
i like bananas
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malenz 04/30/20 5:59:16 PM #3: |
lmfao I remember this
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Cheater87 04/30/20 5:59:55 PM #4: |
But it isn't you, I hope they can find out who it is.
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CreepySmile 04/30/20 6:00:09 PM #5: |
NinjaBreakfast posted...
Anyone ever been in a similar situation?right now actuakky --- I just want to be loved ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 04/30/20 6:00:10 PM #6: |
lmao
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UnholyMudcrab 04/30/20 6:00:59 PM #7: |
Never get tired of this
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Alteres 04/30/20 6:02:59 PM #9: |
har har, double entry accounting, so funny
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King Rial 04/30/20 6:03:11 PM #10: |
NinjaBreakfast posted...
Anyone ever been in a similar situation? You'd be surprised, but yes. My first week was mostly onboarding, training, etc so I didn't get a chance to dig into the systems side until later on. One morning I logged in and started playing around in the system and familiarizing myself. It didn't take long before I noticed something was very wrong. I began looking at the day to day transactions, the individual journal entries, and noticed something very strange - the transactions were listed twice. I thought this must be an error, a one off thing, but sure enough when I checked every journal entry I found the same thing. If the company purchased something, theyd credit one account, but then at the same they would debit another in that same transaction. This went on for millions upon millions of dollars worth of transactions. I immediately freaked out when i saw this, obviously. I got up from my desk, phoned my boss, and told him I had to log off ASAP because I was feeling very sick. I paced around the room for a bit and then I called the companys anonymous misconduct line and reported what I had found. Eventually I calmed down a bit, but I didn't know wtf to do. I debated writing an email to the CFO but I was not sure how complicit he was. Obviously I had to quit (didn't want to get wrapped up in that and have my career ruined). --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER 04/30/20 6:03:26 PM #11: |
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no hate, but where's the comedy/fun in this? Probably a copypasta. Too bad because i want to know what happens next. --- I wash myself with a rag on stiiick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 04/30/20 6:04:03 PM #12: |
Alright, maybe I am just pissy because I just finished a two hour intermediate financial accounting final.
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NeonOctopus 04/30/20 6:04:29 PM #13: |
Hairistotle posted...
no hate, but where's the comedy/fun in this?If you've ever taken an accounting class, you'll get it. If not --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rikiaz 04/30/20 6:04:36 PM #14: |
FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
Probably a copypasta.It is a copypasta. He tried to post it a few minutes earlier but I think accidentally pasted something else --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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krazychao5 04/30/20 6:07:20 PM #16: |
lol i remember reading this a while ago. i think he was serious then? haha
btw, how many accountants are there here? I got my cpa passing grade march 18th, but haven't even been able to go out and celebrate with friends and family )= --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 04/30/20 6:11:19 PM #17: |
NeonOctopus posted...
If you've ever taken an accounting class, you'll get it. If not So it's an internal transaction? I don't get why they would need to log it that way. Is it just listed as their own account that they're debiting and the payee that they're crediting? just logging that we paid this company and these are the two accounts involved? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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malenz 04/30/20 6:12:06 PM #18: |
I always wonder if this was a real thing or a joke.
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krazychao5 04/30/20 6:13:14 PM #19: |
berlyman101 posted...
So it's an internal transaction? I don't get why they would need to log it that way. Is it just listed as their own account that they're debiting and the payee that they're crediting? just logging that we paid this company and these are the two accounts involved?No. Every transaction must balance, aka the debits in a transaction must equal the credits. What you are thinking of is a ledger, aka a customer ledger, which flows through to accounts payable/receivable when combined with the other individual ledgers. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 04/30/20 6:16:12 PM #20: |
krazychao5 posted...
No. Every transaction must balance, aka the debits in a transaction must equal the credits. What you are thinking of is a ledger, aka a customer ledger, which flows through to accounts payable/receivable when combined with the other individual ledgers. I believe you but I don't get it, nor do I understand why anyone could hilariously misread that as fraud. unless they were inflating sales like Ryan did in The Office. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KamenRiderBlade 04/30/20 6:18:48 PM #21: |
Ah, so they're pulling the "Double Books" con.
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krazychao5 04/30/20 6:19:38 PM #22: |
berlyman101 posted...
I believe you but I don't get it, nor do I understand why anyone could hilariously misread that as fraud. unless they were inflating sales like Ryan did in The Office.Because it's a joke. No one who took an accounting class, or would be hired into a position that includes accounting, would ever think of that as a fraud. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChuckSDeuces 04/30/20 6:20:13 PM #23: |
malenz posted...
lmfao I remember this --- Charles Stanley Deuces Esq. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 04/30/20 6:26:36 PM #24: |
berlyman101 posted...
krazychao5 posted...No. Every transaction must balance, aka the debits in a transaction must equal the credits. What you are thinking of is a ledger, aka a customer ledger, which flows through to accounts payable/receivable when combined with the other individual ledgers. This is next level having-the-joke-explained-to-you --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 04/30/20 6:29:05 PM #25: |
I work for a bank that does this. Am I going to jail?
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berlyman101 04/30/20 6:43:20 PM #26: |
UnholyMudcrab posted...
This is next level having-the-joke-explained-to-you https://bench.co/blog/bookkeeping/debits-credits/ is this different from what I said? I'm overthinking it now. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 05/01/20 9:27:12 AM #27: |
bump
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fan357 05/01/20 9:50:53 AM #28: |
malenz posted...
lmfao I remember this --- Never forget where you came from. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bover_87 05/01/20 9:54:29 AM #29: |
I'll take double entry accounting for 200 Alex.
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