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Reis
04/26/20 7:24:37 PM
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fuck!!!!
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Zodd3224
04/26/20 7:25:22 PM
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Write an essay about how great of a game FF8 is

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MedeaLysistrata
04/26/20 7:25:23 PM
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100 words are easy

300+ ones can be tricky

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Parappa09
04/26/20 7:25:28 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/26/20 7:25:42 PM
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What subject?

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Rika_Furude
04/26/20 7:26:10 PM
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Cobra1010
04/26/20 7:27:19 PM
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100 words is nothing.

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WarfireX
04/26/20 7:27:53 PM
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TC is anxious because he has to write a paragraph.

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Rika_Furude
04/26/20 7:29:09 PM
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AssGender
04/26/20 7:29:29 PM
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Write about how awesome Donald Trump is

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UnholyMudcrab
04/26/20 7:30:08 PM
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Nacen
04/26/20 7:32:02 PM
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Reis posted...
fuck!!!!
one down, 99 to go, you can do it bro

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Boombam99
04/26/20 7:33:40 PM
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One hundred words is absolutely nothing. Hell, what I just wrote right now is already seventeen words.
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AssGender
04/26/20 7:35:25 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
One hundred words is absolutely nothing. Hell, what I just wrote right now is already seventeen words.
One day he will feed one a tree frogs!

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Ivynn
04/26/20 7:36:27 PM
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"What I learned in boating school is", there I gave you a good start.

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rexcrk
04/26/20 7:42:16 PM
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A hundred words is easy as pie.

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cymbaline
04/26/20 7:43:06 PM
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You dun goofed

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Alpha218
04/27/20 12:10:50 AM
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but 100 isnt that long!!!!

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jumi
04/27/20 12:17:53 AM
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On what topic?

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mooreandrew58
04/27/20 12:20:18 AM
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I've knocked out 10 page reports the night before being due.

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Ivany2008
04/27/20 12:23:51 AM
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Yeah, 100 is nothing. I had to write a 10 page document and add a power point to go along with it within a couple days. Not fun stuff. Christ 100 words is only a little longer than a twitter post.
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Josiah_Is_Back
04/27/20 12:24:09 AM
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100 words really is a pittance. I suppose it partly depends on your typing speed and your ability to compose your thoughts in a coherent manner, but it shouldn't take long at all to bust that out.
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Kajagogo
04/27/20 12:51:35 AM
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100 words at most is just a small paragraph.

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UnholyMudcrab
04/27/20 1:00:04 AM
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It really astounds me that there are always so many people that take these topics seriously
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mooreandrew58
04/27/20 1:04:49 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
It really astounds me that there are always so many people that take these topics seriously

There was a point in my life I woulda been intimidated by the thought of a 100 word essay but mostly cause 100 words sounds longer than what it really is. Even when they put restrictions like 3 letter words and under didnt count.

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Zodd3224
04/27/20 8:13:30 AM
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Just heard from TC. Said he only managed to get 87 words done... he was expelled this morning

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DevsBro
04/27/20 10:27:52 AM
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I always want one of these topics to have like 104 or so words in the OP complaining about how infeasible it is.

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Reis
04/27/20 2:32:17 PM
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fuck I spent all night playing COD and couldn't finish in time, now I got an F wtf do I tell my mom
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DevsBro
04/27/20 3:38:18 PM
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Reis posted...
fuck I spent all night playing COD and couldn't finish in time, now I got an F wtf do I tell my mom
Just tell her was 100 words. She'll understand how unreasonable it is and get the teacher fired and possibly put in jail.

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Ivany2008
04/28/20 12:02:03 AM
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Reis posted...
fuck I spent all night playing COD and couldn't finish in time, now I got an F wtf do I tell my mom

Tell her to get the jumper cables, you've been a bad boy.
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malenz
04/28/20 12:02:33 AM
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rip reis in ruins

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El Mexicano Texano
04/28/20 12:04:58 AM
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WarfireX
04/30/20 12:59:32 AM
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TC probably got grounded and no more internet.

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Harpie
04/30/20 1:04:52 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
The fuck is this 3rd grade homework?
Wtf are you talking about? This is college level work there's no way a 3rd grader could even dream of finishing a 100 word essay in one night

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mooreandrew58
04/30/20 1:06:58 AM
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Harpie posted...
Wtf are you talking about? This is college level work there's no way a 3rd grader could even dream of finishing a 100 word essay in one night

Its middle school level at best.

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RedJackson
04/30/20 1:08:53 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Its middle school level at best.

Lmao
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Geiki Ganger
04/30/20 1:09:29 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Its middle school level at best.

Dude, I have 3 Ph.Ds and I can't imagine writing 100 words in a month, much less a single night.

That s*** is hard.

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UnholyMudcrab
04/30/20 1:09:36 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Harpie posted...
Wtf are you talking about? This is college level work there's no way a 3rd grader could even dream of finishing a 100 word essay in one night

Its middle school level at best.

The hell kind of middle school did you go to where the teachers were giving out grad school assignments?
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malenz
04/30/20 1:09:39 AM
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I dropped out of college because my professor wanted a 100 page essay due by next week I was like nah.

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Harpie
04/30/20 1:11:04 AM
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malenz posted...
I dropped out of college because my professor wanted a 100 page essay due by next week I was like nah.
Smart move

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Nacen
04/30/20 1:12:33 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
It really astounds me that there are always so many people that take these topics seriously

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DevsBro
04/30/20 8:21:16 AM
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Harpie posted...
Wtf are you talking about? This is college level work there's no way a 3rd grader could even dream of finishing a 100 word essay in one night
Well we don't actually know how long the assignment was scheduled for. Just that TC waited until the night before it was due.

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Veggeta X
04/30/20 8:25:23 AM
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Use double spaces.

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teepan95
04/30/20 8:43:28 AM
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Do 50 words and write it twice

That's how I did my 20 word essay for grad school. 2*10 words. No one noticed, cause no-one was gonna read 20 whole words
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Delirious_Beard
04/30/20 8:48:30 AM
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write about the dell dude getting arrested

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