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NOM
04/01/20 9:59:10 PM
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Holy shit that'd be bad. World ending bad. Humanity ending bad.

I have some sort of morbid fascination with these end of the world scenarios(super volcanos, huge asteroids, etc.) I read up on this stuff and it scares the crap out of me but I keep reading.

What's your favorite extinction level event scenario?

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Irony
04/01/20 9:59:26 PM
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Be metal af

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rodu_jr
04/01/20 10:00:18 PM
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wouldn't have to worry about CV19
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Orlando_Jordan
04/01/20 10:00:42 PM
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NOM posted...
What's your favorite extinction level event scenario?
COVID-19

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TheTrueAmerican
04/01/20 10:00:57 PM
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Guess I'd just die.

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Gamerguymass
04/01/20 10:12:15 PM
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America, Canada, and probably a good chunk of Mexico would cease to exist. The really horrifying part would,be those on the east coast may or may not know it's coming but wouldn't be able to do anything about it. Plus they wouldn't die in the initial blast. They get the pleasure of being burned alive by super heated volcanic gases. All the ash would then block out the sun for several years. So all the people starving in the world now would be dead within a month. With no new food able to be grown the rest of the world would turn into anarchy. After a month at the very least half the world's population would be dead. About 3.7 billion people. Starvation, disease, and murder would take out most of the rest. Humanity would survive I believe, depending on how big the eruption is exactly, but in the end we would be lucky to have a few thousand left.

Ironically, being on the opposite side of the planet from Yellowstone, and with the temperature of the world plummeting, Africa would become the best place to survive. Eventually it would once again be the cradle of life it once was that started the human species in the first place.

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MT_TRAEH
04/01/20 10:13:15 PM
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going out with a bang than a whimper

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Irony
04/01/20 10:14:27 PM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
going out with a bang than a whimper
Basically CEman sex

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Tired-Insomniac
04/01/20 10:15:33 PM
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Well 2020 hasn't pulled any punches yet

Maybe Yellowstone is next

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SocialistGamer
04/01/20 10:16:34 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Well 2020 hasn't pulled any punches yet

Maybe Yellowstone is next

I have bets on an alien invasion.
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Scully87
04/01/20 10:21:03 PM
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Stop listening to Joe Rogan.

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casio_guy
04/01/20 10:24:52 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
I have bets on an alien invasion.
aliens invade to make yellowstone erupt
then they t-bag earth, say gg, and fly away cus their mom is gonna ground them if they dont study for their exam

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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/01/20 10:30:23 PM
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It'd get everyone's mind off of COVID-19 for sure.

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rodu_jr
04/01/20 10:33:53 PM
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I heard Covid19 doesn't like the dry heat
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LeperMessiahXX
04/01/20 10:43:48 PM
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It would be cool if there was an after life. I like to believe there is one, but I realize that's kind of fanciful. Imagine being able to brag about how you died to all the dead people. Oh you got shot in the Civil War? Well the entire world decided the entire population needed to be collectively butt fucked and that's how I died. We'd be the coolest souls there.
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008Zulu
04/01/20 10:56:45 PM
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Everything within a thousand kilometers would be dead, and the ash cloud would kill the farm belt. You'd have spot fires from Canada to Mexico, while global temperatures dropped by about 3 degrees for the next 5 or so years, depending on how long the eruption lasts.

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bigtiggie23
04/01/20 10:59:34 PM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
It would be cool if there was an after life. I like to believe there is one, but I realize that's kind of fanciful. Imagine being able to brag about how you died to all the dead people. Oh you got shot in the Civil War? Well the entire world decided the entire population needed to be collectively butt fucked and that's how I died. We'd be the coolest souls there.

Hey ladies, it took the entire sun going supernova to finish me off, homeboy over there died from bad lettuce.
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casio_guy
04/01/20 10:59:38 PM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
It would be cool if there was an after life. I like to believe there is one, but I realize that's kind of fanciful. Imagine being able to brag about how you died to all the dead people. Oh you got shot in the Civil War? Well the entire world decided the entire population needed to be collectively butt fucked and that's how I died. We'd be the coolest souls there.
bruh..

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