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Error1355
03/10/20 12:49:41 PM
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The entire store was stocked normally except for hand sanitizer and toilet paper. Eggs? Bread? Milk? Canned goods? Stocked for days. Shit, regular hand soaps were perfectly fine. Just hand sanitizer and toilet paper.

People are fucking weird.

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puppy
03/10/20 12:50:41 PM
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But everyone on this board says we are responding correctly.

Nah man America needs to get their priorities straight. We are straight up ignorant.

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Solid Sonic
03/10/20 12:51:42 PM
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puppy posted...
But everyone on this board says we are responding correctly.

Nah man America needs to get their priorities straight. We are straight up ignorant.

Please stop insulting me when you take out your frustration on the rest of the country.

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eston
03/10/20 12:53:31 PM
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As I understand it, with a shortage of hand sanitizer people are resorting to creating their own sort of sanitizing wipes using tissue soaked in alcohol

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KillerSlaw
03/10/20 12:54:29 PM
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Toilet Paper is like the least important thing ffs

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Ivynn
03/10/20 12:55:56 PM
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I still don't know why toilet paper of all things is the thing people are going crazy stocking up on.

Honestly makes me feel like I'm the weird one for not doing it.

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PokemonExpert44
03/10/20 12:59:11 PM
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A mod topic lol

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MeltyAlert
03/10/20 1:01:06 PM
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toilet paper is the new bitcoin. You better buy in now while it's low.

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BakonBitz
03/10/20 1:02:02 PM
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What gets me is that aside from maybe ramen, people aren't stocking up on non-perishable foods. Those are kinda needed too for a possible lockdown emergency.

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MeltyAlert
03/10/20 1:03:00 PM
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BakonBitz posted...
What gets me is that aside from maybe ramen, people aren't stocking up on non-perishable foods. Those are kinda needed too for a possible lockdown emergency.

right?

People should be stocking up on like crackers, peanut butter, etc

While those do go bad it takes like a few years.

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TheMikh
03/10/20 1:03:52 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Toilet Paper is like the least important thing ffs
in a societal collapse situation, toilet paper and cigarette lighters are arguably the most important things tbqh

but if there's food, you'd think people expecting collapse would buy food

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Jagr_68
03/10/20 1:06:03 PM
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MeltyAlert posted...
toilet paper is the new bitcoin. You better buy in now while it's low.

It's also this year's hottest new Christmas gift if the PS5 is delayed


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MeltyAlert
03/10/20 1:06:27 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
It's also this year's hottest new Christmas gift if the PS5 is delayed


LOL

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Turbam
03/10/20 1:07:15 PM
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I actually went an panick bought toilet paper

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ChrisTaka
03/10/20 1:09:54 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
It's also this year's hottest new Christmas gift if the PS5 is delayed



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KillerSlaw
03/10/20 1:10:59 PM
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TheMikh posted...
in a societal collapse situation, toilet paper and cigarette lighters are arguably the most important things tbqh

Much like disposable diapers, toilet paper is useless once you realize you can just use cloth wipes and wash them afterwards.

Maybe if you live in a desert with absolutely no water would toilet paper be *that* valuable.

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Unknown5uspect
03/10/20 1:11:54 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Shit, regular hand soaps were perfectly fine.
These people are ass backwards.
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TheMikh
03/10/20 1:12:32 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Much like disposable diapers, toilet paper is useless once you realize you can just use cloth wipes and wash them afterwards.

Maybe if you live in a desert with absolutely no water would toilet paper be *that* valuable.
just relaying information i read years back in a q&a with a fellow who survived the siege of sarajevo or some part of the post-yugoslav wars

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Error1355
03/11/20 2:06:27 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
These people are ass backwards.
that might be why they are buying toilet paper before food

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JosephRogan
03/11/20 2:07:11 AM
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Wipe your ass with bread.
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Error1355
03/11/20 2:10:08 AM
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JosephRogan posted...
Wipe your ass with bread.
HELL YEAH

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btcGENIUS
03/12/20 10:42:58 AM
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I think I might go buy some toilet paper to be safe
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ZevLoveDOOM
03/12/20 10:45:31 AM
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TP is always important.

the great Cornholio says so!
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wackyteen
03/12/20 10:46:36 AM
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Legit, I saw someone walking out the local grocery store with like 4 packs of TP, equalling like 40+ rolls

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crowkillers
03/12/20 10:53:04 AM
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-Unowninator-
03/12/20 3:43:46 PM
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Okay, turns out my Costco is also out of TP. Coincidence?

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malenz
03/12/20 3:44:33 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Toilet Paper is like the least important thing ffs
it's like no one knows how to stomp it down the drain

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PokemonExpert44
03/13/20 9:06:07 AM
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Buy a roll of bread and put it up your butt

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Solid Sonic
03/13/20 9:24:49 AM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Toilet Paper is like the least important thing ffs

I think the problem people foresee is that they won't be able to go out later to get stuff like that.

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JlM
03/13/20 9:30:50 AM
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As soon as we wheel TP or Lysol onto the floor we get swarmed. 350 out of stock today on a 900 piece truck. Biggest OOS I've ever seen.

Looks like canned veggies and pasta are going to be the next thing hit. Rice was dented a bit.

Strangely water hasn't seemed TOO hit yet.

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The packages on the top are damaged packs that we taped up. They we gone as soon as we put them up.
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Solid Sonic
03/13/20 9:31:25 AM
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I'm waiting for someone to spray Lysol in my face for being Chinese.

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Error1355
03/13/20 9:39:51 AM
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Hearing all the stores nearby running out of supplies makes me irrationally wanna go to the store and pick more stuff up, even though I'm good for two weeks of food. >_>

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/13/20 9:41:51 AM
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If I run out of toilet paper I'll probably just wipe my ass with my wiener.
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Error1355
03/13/20 9:48:31 AM
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oh

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