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spudger
01/16/20 10:01:40 AM
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Do you want a job?

Do you want me to hire you?

This isnt about weed. its legal in cali and i smoke. its about a type of personality that would do it; like bumper stickers.
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Were_Wyrm
01/16/20 10:02:41 AM
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You would never see this from a boob man.

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SH_expert44
01/16/20 10:14:43 AM
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You mean Bluntblastinbilly420 isnt a good professional email?

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spudger
01/16/20 10:16:28 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
You would never see this from a boob man.

true. boob men are better.

SH_expert44 posted...
You mean Bluntblastinbilly420 isnt a good professional email?

billy gonna have to go back to working at walmart
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Kajagogo
01/16/20 10:19:14 AM
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  1. I'm still using the e-mail I set up 21 years ago.
  2. You know 420 is also a calendar date and could be their birthday?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 10:21:51 AM
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What company do you hire for??
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ZevLoveDOOM
01/16/20 10:23:23 AM
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you would have to be a fool for using a kiddie e-mail when applying for a job...
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MacadamianNut3
01/16/20 10:24:34 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
You know 420 is also a calendar date and could be their birthday?
Why would you put your birthday as your email and also how is it hard create a new email for job applications since I doubt the company you're applying to has kept in contact with you for 21 years

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spudger
01/16/20 10:25:36 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
What company do you hire for??

the company I work for. I manage the dept.

ZevLoveDOOM posted...
you would have to be a fool for using a kiddie e-mail when applying for a job...

once, years ago, we had this college student come in to interview for a basic recruiter position and he came in with a bloody lip and black eye and ripped t shirt. he got shit faced the night before and got into a fight but apparently felt it necessary to still show up to the interview.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 10:26:56 AM
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and which company is that??
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spudger
01/16/20 10:27:47 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
and which company is that??

why do you need to know the name?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 10:29:17 AM
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I'm curious. Who do you work for??
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SSJGrimReaper
01/16/20 10:30:33 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
and which company is that??

spudge industries

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spudger
01/16/20 10:31:39 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
I'm curious. Who do you work for??

riiiight.

so weird when cemen ask for this kinda info.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 10:33:13 AM
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Well you brought it up.
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SK8T3R215
01/16/20 10:34:38 AM
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Xxbluntz69ing420BlaZexX isn't professional?

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spudger
01/16/20 10:36:04 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Well you brought it up.

SSJGrimReaper posted...


spudge industries

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Kajagogo
01/16/20 10:36:52 AM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Why would you put your birthday as your email and also how is it hard create a new email for job applications since I doubt the company you're applying to has kept in contact with you for 21 years

It's a thing people do. Don't ask me to explain human psyche to you.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 10:37:35 AM
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I don't understand what the big deal is, kinda suspecting you don't work for anybody.
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spudger
01/16/20 10:55:55 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...

This is a weird meltdown

this. xD

why do you need to know the name of the company?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 10:58:17 AM
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Just seems weird of you to bring it up and then be all secretive about it. Are you embarrassed about who you work for??
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Lost_All_Senses
01/16/20 11:02:10 AM
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SH_expert44 posted...
You mean Bluntblastinbilly420 isnt a good professional email?

I dunno man, he might get along with DankintheDutchDanX_X in HR.

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SSJGrimReaper
01/16/20 11:03:28 AM
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kloud just ask tc out on a date already

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spudger
01/16/20 11:07:30 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
kloud just ask tc out on a date already

hnnnnng

gonna give him a tour of Spudge Industries
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YukihoHagiwara
01/16/20 11:08:38 AM
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old board yells at kloud

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Lost_All_Senses
01/16/20 11:09:22 AM
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This topic got weird.

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PatrickMahomes
01/16/20 11:09:41 AM
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You mean xXxMLGx420xNOSCOPExXx isn't a good resume email?

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spudger
01/16/20 11:10:59 AM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
old board yells at kloud

xD
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 11:12:00 AM
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I don't understand why your getting so defensive for.
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Ghetto_Turtle
01/16/20 11:12:12 AM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Why would you put your birthday as your email
are....are you serious?....this has been a thing since aol.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 11:12:31 AM
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Still waiting for an answer.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/16/20 11:14:13 AM
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Ghetto_Turtle posted...
are....are you serious?....this has been a thing since aol.

Mine is just my full name and my birth year. That's what real potheads do. I wouldn't be able to remember anything else. I'm playing pothead chess while other potheads are playing pothead checkers

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spudger
01/16/20 11:16:00 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
I don't understand why your getting so defensive for.

you're the only one having a melty
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Error1355
01/16/20 11:16:45 AM
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I'm glad I got in on gmail super early, so I just have my [email protected] lol

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Lost_All_Senses
01/16/20 11:17:56 AM
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Error1355 posted...
I'm glad I got in on gmail super early, so I just have my [email protected] lol

The last name 1355 probably isn't all that common. So I'm guessing you just got lucky.

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Ghetto_Turtle
01/16/20 11:18:01 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Mine is just my full name and my birth year. That's what real potheads do. I wouldn't be able to remember anything else. I'm playing pothead chess while other potheads are playing pothead checkers
okay....
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spudger
01/16/20 11:18:06 AM
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Error1355 posted...
I'm glad I got in on gmail super early, so I just have my [email protected] lol

now those are like seeing a unicorn
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 11:18:07 AM
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I think I've been pretty fair tbh.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/16/20 11:20:40 AM
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Ghetto_Turtle posted...
okay....

Did you look at that post and think "This guy is 100% serious"? Lol. I usually say a real thing and then pile on the satire. Just for future reference.

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Ghetto_Turtle
01/16/20 11:22:24 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Did you look at that post and think "This guy is 100% serious"? Lol. I usually say a real thing and then pile on the satire. Just for future reference.
lol no...I don't think many people on CE are all that serious...at least I hope not. >_>
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spudger
01/16/20 11:22:32 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
I think I've been pretty fair tbh.

wut? nothing in this convo is about fairness.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/16/20 11:25:35 AM
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Ghetto_Turtle posted...
lol no...I don't think many people on CE are all that serious...at least I hope not. >_>

People irl sometimes answer my satire like I'm serious and it makes me realize how dumb they actually think I can be. It's be some completely off the wall dumb shit and they just respond disputing it.

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MacadamianNut3
01/16/20 11:26:01 AM
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Ghetto_Turtle posted...
are....are you serious?....this has been a thing since aol.
Yeah the early days of the internet. But now it's 2020 and sometimes people even advise against putting your birth year in your email to prevent age discrimination, so putting your birthday as part of your email seems like another good way to not look professional

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Error1355
01/16/20 11:26:09 AM
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spudger posted...
now those are like seeing a unicorn
I also own the email address [Name]@porn.soccer, and [email protected], but many websites unsurprisingly do not accept the domain porn.soccer. How rude right!

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/16/20 11:26:33 AM
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What if I were to guess the company, would you tell me if I was right??
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Ghetto_Turtle
01/16/20 11:28:12 AM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
But now it's 2020 and sometimes people even advise against putting your birth year in your email to prevent age discrimination
kinda paranoid imo but to each their own.
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Disengaged
01/16/20 11:37:19 AM
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Bruh, the stories I could tell you about my god damn applicants.

I legally, cant, of course.

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mcpwnia
01/16/20 11:38:16 AM
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spudger posted...
he got shit faced the night before and got into a fight but apparently felt it necessary to still show up to the interview.

respect the grind

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spudger
01/16/20 11:45:33 AM
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Error1355 posted...

I also own the email address [Name]@porn.soccer, and [email protected], but many websites unsurprisingly do not accept the domain porn.soccer. How rude right!

porn shaming has to stop!
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