Current Events > Joel Osteen is a few feet away, should I say anything?

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Vol2tex
11/30/19 9:48:02 PM
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Time Warner Building on 59th st
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Lanzol
11/30/19 9:50:17 PM
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Turn him into a martyr
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King_Hutton
11/30/19 9:50:45 PM
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Tap his cock
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Delirious_Beard
11/30/19 9:52:13 PM
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say that joel olsteen doesn't care about hurricane victims
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Gobstoppers12
11/30/19 9:56:56 PM
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Thank him for spreading positive messages.
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pres_madagascar
11/30/19 10:00:46 PM
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Master_Bass
11/30/19 10:03:49 PM
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Start "speaking in tongues" to him.
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SiO4
11/30/19 10:04:04 PM
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Pics?
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nevershine
11/30/19 10:04:19 PM
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Touch his head while maintaining eye contact

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alimajor
11/30/19 10:04:57 PM
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Crop dust him
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Vol2tex
11/30/19 10:12:45 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Pics?


I tried to be covert but then he and his wife started walking closer to us, then they went in the opposite direction and we lost them. They were looking through the windows of Papyrus and H&M.
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SiO4
11/30/19 10:41:35 PM
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Vol2tex posted...
SiO4 posted...
Pics?


I tried to be covert but then he and his wife started walking closer to us, then they went in the opposite direction and we lost them. They were looking through the windows of Papyrus and H&M.


Is he as punchable in person as he is on TV?
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qwertyuio1
11/30/19 10:44:58 PM
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Did you feel blessed to be in his presence?

& I'm seriously asking, no sarcasm. Someone I know told me that they felt blessed to be in his presence.
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HylianFox
11/30/19 10:45:59 PM
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Ask him for tree fiddy

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brestugo
11/30/19 10:46:20 PM
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Go to his church and leave an upper decker. Better to give than receive.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
11/30/19 10:48:31 PM
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Ask him what he thinks we can do individually and as a nation to heal, attone for the past and make the world a better place.

And ask him if he thinks judgement is coming to America for all the dirt it's done. And sleep how do we help people in our day to day lives without stretching ourselves to thin. How do we become more Godly people
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Vol2tex
12/01/19 1:05:11 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Vol2tex posted...
SiO4 posted...
Pics?


I tried to be covert but then he and his wife started walking closer to us, then they went in the opposite direction and we lost them. They were looking through the windows of Papyrus and H&M.


Is he as punchable in person as he is on TV?


Definitely.

qwertyuio1 posted...
Did you feel blessed to be in his presence?

& I'm seriously asking, no sarcasm. Someone I know told me that they felt blessed to be in his presence.


I didn't, but I should have just gone up to him and ask him questions.
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MabusIncarnate
12/01/19 1:05:39 AM
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You go tell him to shut the fuck up

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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 1:06:39 AM
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"Why didn't you let people into your church when there was a deadly flood?"
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Tired-Insomniac
12/01/19 1:07:59 AM
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"Why are you such an evil fucking sack of feces taking advantage of dumb religious folk"
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SiO4
12/01/19 1:27:56 AM
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Vol2tex posted...
Definitely


Praise the Lord!! I had a feelin'
Haha!!
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Accolon
12/01/19 1:34:57 AM
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Just whisper "Hail Satan"

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