Current Events > Scenario: You have been given a machete and MP 40 to hunt down this Pokemon

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Blue_Inigo
11/28/19 11:10:37 AM
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https://randompokemongenerator.com/app/#/

This Pokemon will kill you if you don't kill it. Do you stand a chance?
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Anteaterking
11/28/19 11:12:06 AM
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IronChef_Kirby
11/28/19 11:15:24 AM
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Probopass

I doubt bullets could hurt it, much less a machete. May as well go home.
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davidg4l
11/28/19 11:16:08 AM
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MegaTech
11/28/19 11:18:42 AM
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Abomasnow

Its Height: 7 3
Weight: 299 lbs

Maybe if i get a surprise jump and empty the whole mag? Idk.

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Paragon21XX
11/28/19 11:19:28 AM
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Got Raticate, that ugly fucker is going to be so dead when I'm through with it.
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pikachupwnage
11/28/19 11:20:28 AM
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Hitmonlee? It needs to get close and its speed is only average so I have the advantage with a ranged weapon.

I have a good chance.

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konokonohamaru
11/28/19 11:23:20 AM
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Kommo-o

He looks tough be he's only 5 ft.tall
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Lost_All_Senses
11/28/19 11:24:53 AM
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Gorebyss

Dunno what this is. I can stand on the tail/fin and chop it off with the machete tho. Melee only run

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teepan95
11/28/19 12:06:23 PM
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Articuno

Time to spam fire spells
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DeathVelvien
11/28/19 12:08:07 PM
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That Vullaby is going down.
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DespondentDeity
11/28/19 12:08:30 PM
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Lombre
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mattnd2007
11/28/19 12:09:34 PM
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Xerneas

Yeah might as well enjoy the time I have left

Probably ain't doing shit to that thing

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Relient_K
11/28/19 12:09:55 PM
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Koffing, it sounds possible. Depends a little on if it self destructs and how much damage that could do.

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_Matchabuu_
11/28/19 12:10:05 PM
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Wigglytuff lol
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The_Korey
11/28/19 12:10:35 PM
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I kan't believe I landed on mascot Pikachu. I guess it's my destiny.

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NeonOctopus
11/28/19 12:10:37 PM
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Venusaur

it'll probably just vine whip from across a football field and kill me >_> I aint doing shit with that machete
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Trigg3rH4ppy
11/28/19 12:12:33 PM
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Chickorita

The Machete is super effective but a razor leaf could be brutal. Idk if it would be better to try my luck with the mp40
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fireball2020
11/28/19 12:44:19 PM
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Ledian, ez
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