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maang

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Sell your skills.

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start a cupcake side job. i see kids on chopped junior doing that shit all the time and them just dumb kids.
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Youtube yourself punching different object around town or something gimmicky and dumb like that.

Go around aggressively barking at peoples dogs and then fighting the owners when they get fed up.

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Steal pets from around your neighbourhood and then return them when their owners put up lost signs and offer a reward.
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a-c-a-b posted...

Steal pets from around your neighbourhood and then return them when their owners put up lost signs and offer a reward.

This is better than mine. I honestly don't even know how you were suppose to get paid off my animal idea.

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Like extra money?

I'd check out plasma donation centers in your area.

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Do they have Doordash there? Dashers can make pretty good money, you set your own schedule, and turning down orders doesn't affect your rating so you can turn down lower paying orders.
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Alchemy or a printing press

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You have a mouth, don't you? Become a motivational speaker.
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Ilishe posted...

Sell your skills.

I would love to do something with cooking but for all those dreams I need money first.

Villain posted...

Like extra money?

I'd check out plasma donation centers in your area.

Im not allowed to donate blodd whatever cuz Im gay besides they dont pay you for that here.

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Try being a professional alcoholic

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Sell your bodily fluids.
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FF_Redux posted...

I would love to do something with cooking but for all those dreams I need money first.

Im not allowed to donate blodd whatever cuz Im gay besides they dont pay you for that here.

plasma donation is different from blood donations

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Villain posted...

plasma donation is different from blood donations

Not in Sweden

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oh

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Villain posted...

oh

And even if I did get money I would still not be allowed.

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In America I just go to flea markets, buy old toys, clean them up, and then sell them for 5x what I paid on ebay.

I don't know if Sweden has flea markets though. Or if Swedish people give a shit about old toys.
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Don't nurses make a great amount of money?

There's gotta be a twink/old man fetish community out there right?

You and David should just wear dog masks and record yourselves going at it and sell it at a premium.
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Start a crystal meth empire.
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FF_Redux posted...

Im not allowed to donate blodd whatever cuz Im gay besides they dont pay you for that here.

Wait what? In Sweden of all places?

This is disturbing.

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figure out what your good at, and start building from the bottom. It may not pay immediately, but as your name builds and you start getting a following, then the money will show. A couple other suggestions:

Take an art class, or writing class. It won't help with your company per say, but it will allow you to look at details you don't normally notice. For example, I took an art class and it helped with my hand eye coordination. It also helps you learn about the color wheel, what colors work together, which will help you when building a website, or even to help you learn about synergy.

Learn about product placement. There's an old story that they put the milk at the back of the supermarket so you will go through everything else, which causes your mind to want to pick up things that you wouldn't normally pick up. You might only pick up the milk, but there is a good chance you'll also think "I need this as well", even when you don't need it.

Look at some motivational speakers on YouTube. Learn how they grow their business. Look at how they present themselves. Which also goes along with learning extra skills. Diversifying your business.

Learn to build a website. Doesn't need to be anything special right away, but as your business grows you can hire someone to make it look more professional, start selling merchandise, change up the language options. As Steve Jobs said in one of the movies about himself, having something so minor might not seem like a big deal to most people, but there will be that one person who really appreciates it.

Learn that people will disappear over time, but that it's important to just build a following of loyal customers. Take any Youtuber. They might lose subs now and then, but they have a core audience that still comes back to enjoy their product.

Finally, adapt with the growing market. Doesn't mean losing sight of who you are, but just adjust some things to keep your clientele steady.

Last thought.... I really should take my own advice lol.

Overthrow capitalism and you won't need to.
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@FF_Redux

Why you ignore me? Do they not have gig food drivers in Sweden?
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same. If shipping prices didnt prohibit it i could have a thriving custom build cat tree business but its not worth looking for online buyers given what shipping would do to the price.

And i dont live in a big enough place to keep it even remotely steady.

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DespondentDeity posted...

@FF_Redux

Why you ignore me? Do they not have gig food drivers in Sweden?

Id prob make less than my shitty pay I allready have

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Become a arm and leg breaker collecting money for a loan shark.

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Incest porn is huuuge right now. Get David to play the dad.
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