Poll of the Day > As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
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LeetCheet 09/25/19 3:12:14 PM #1: |
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
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OmegaM 09/25/19 3:41:48 PM #2: |
Did you make this topic because the season premiere of "Schooled" tonight is called "Dangerous Minds"? (Can't tell if it'll be a total parody of the movie.)
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LeetCheet 09/25/19 3:48:29 PM #3: |
No I just made this topic because I was bored and just happened to think about Weird Al Yankovic for some reason lol
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Nade Duck 09/25/19 3:49:00 PM #4: |
--- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 09/25/19 4:47:55 PM #5: |
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
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Zikten 09/25/19 5:03:10 PM #6: |
cause I shun things like electricity
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OhhhJa 09/25/19 5:06:38 PM #7: |
We been spendin' most our lives livin' in an anus paradise
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Final Fantasy2389 09/25/19 5:07:25 PM #8: |
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin cows
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Noop_Noop 09/25/19 6:08:10 PM #9: |
 --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny Eagle 09/25/19 9:38:08 PM #10: |
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
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Trevor_Belmont 09/26/19 12:43:24 AM #11: |
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
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Metalsonic66 09/26/19 1:11:13 AM #12: |
<3 Weird Al
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OhhhJa 09/26/19 1:22:38 AM #13: |
Fun fact. I went to a weird al show with my parents when I was 11 or 12. We had pretty much front center seats and weird al sat in my mom's lap for like 10 to 15 seconds while singing a love song lol
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LeetCheet 09/26/19 3:19:18 PM #14: |
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Johnny Eagle 09/26/19 6:55:29 PM #15: |
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
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Alex1976 09/26/19 7:31:26 PM #16: |
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
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Le_Corbeau 09/26/19 7:39:02 PM #17: |
We've been spending most our lives
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Metalsonic66 09/29/19 3:57:51 PM #18: |
OhhhJa posted...
Fun fact. I went to a weird al show with my parents when I was 11 or 12. We had pretty much front center seats and weird al sat in my mom's lap for like 10 to 15 seconds while singing a love song lol I saw him in concert twice and both times he sang the song "I Wanna Be Your Lover", and both times he went out into the crowd and danced in front women as he delivered the pick-up lines from the lyrics. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alex1976 10/04/19 7:36:15 PM #19: |
I've churned butter once or twice
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Metalsonic66 10/04/19 11:52:56 PM #20: |
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut, and well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died, so now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter at the pearly gates and it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing; he tells me that they've got a dress code
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