Current Events > Get called for an admit. Chest pain, rule out acute coronary syndrome.

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DarkRoast
09/05/19 2:23:53 PM
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Patient arrives to floor.

Me: When did the chest pain start?
Him: What chest pain?

DW6cUae
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Hanky_Bannister
09/05/19 2:25:10 PM
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i'll take: "inside jokes that none of us understand" for $300
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RescueBC
09/05/19 2:25:55 PM
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I guess they cured him before you got there.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/05/19 2:26:09 PM
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Just play it safe and circumcize him
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DarkRoast
09/05/19 2:38:11 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
i'll take: "inside jokes that none of us understand" for $300


I'll take that!
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Romulox28
09/05/19 2:40:56 PM
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i went to urgent care a couple weeks ago because i thought i was having a cardiac event and the doctor basically called me a complete moron

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DarkRoast
09/05/19 2:41:42 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
i went to urgent care a couple weeks ago because i thought i was having a cardiac event and the doctor basically called me a complete moron


Well, are you?
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Romulox28
09/05/19 2:42:06 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Well, are you?
oh absolutely

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EverDownward
09/05/19 2:59:06 PM
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This is partly why I'm afraid to ever go to the Emergency Room, because I'm always afraid I'm gonna get a doctor that thinks there's nothing wrong. Not saying that about TC, just saying it's one of the fears I have.
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DarkRoast
09/05/19 2:59:44 PM
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EverDownward posted...
This is partly why I'm afraid to ever go to the Emergency Room, because I'm always afraid I'm gonna get a doctor that thinks there's nothing wrong. Not saying that about TC, just saying it's one of the fears I have.


It's not that I think there's nothing wrong

It's that the patient thinks there's nothing wrong
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EverDownward
09/05/19 3:01:44 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
EverDownward posted...
This is partly why I'm afraid to ever go to the Emergency Room, because I'm always afraid I'm gonna get a doctor that thinks there's nothing wrong. Not saying that about TC, just saying it's one of the fears I have.


It's not that I think there's nothing wrong

It's that the patient thinks there's nothing wrong

Understood
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TheGoldenEel
09/05/19 3:05:36 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
i'll take: "inside jokes that none of us understand" for $300
She has to remind us regularly that shes a smart doctor

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DarkRoast
09/05/19 3:06:35 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
i'll take: "inside jokes that none of us understand" for $300
She has to remind us regularly that shes a smart doctor


He needs to remind us that he mad af
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