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CableZL
09/04/19 11:13:08 PM
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That's a great story, lol. The dog ran the whole race with some detours here and there and finished in 7th place.
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MabusIncarnate
09/04/19 11:14:01 PM
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That's cool, dogs are awesome

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LordFarquad1312
09/04/19 11:16:55 PM
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Imagine being the guy in 8th place, lmao
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/04/19 11:17:22 PM
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Damn that's gotta make you feel pretty terrible if you did worse than 7th. Fucking dog took a buncha detours to take a dump and sniff ass.
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CableZL
09/05/19 7:11:13 AM
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Sad_Face
09/05/19 7:21:53 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn that's gotta make you feel pretty terrible if you did worse than 7th. Fucking dog took a buncha detours to take a dump and sniff ass.

Most people are not going to outrun a dog so it's all good.
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Beveren_Rabbit
09/05/19 7:53:08 AM
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Average dog runs 4 times faster than a human
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CableZL
09/05/19 7:51:00 PM
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HasaDiga
09/05/19 7:58:54 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Imagine being the guy in 8th place, lmao

Imagine what it did for the egos of the top 6.
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Rainbow_Dashing
09/05/19 8:08:46 PM
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That's like a 7 minute mile. That's pretty solid. I know there's gonna be people saying pfft they can run 5 or 6 minute miles, but most can only do that for one mile, they did it for 13 miles. That's pretty good.

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FrozenXylophone
09/05/19 8:11:20 PM
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Did they come to her door and surprise her?
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HasaDiga
09/05/19 8:50:52 PM
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FrozenXylophone posted...
Did they come to her door and surprise her?

I'd like to think they just put the 7th place medal on the dog and she found out when it decided to go home.
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CableZL
09/06/19 7:49:19 AM
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Shablagoo
09/06/19 7:51:05 AM
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Sad_Face posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn that's gotta make you feel pretty terrible if you did worse than 7th. Fucking dog took a buncha detours to take a dump and sniff ass.

Most people are not going to outrun a dog so it's all good.


But can most dogs run a half marathon? Theyre good sprinters but Im pretty shocked by this doggos ability to run long-distance so well.
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BeyondWalls
09/06/19 8:08:29 AM
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Is this really a feel good story or just crappy pet ownership? What if the dog had bit a runner? How would you feel about the story then?
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divot1338
09/06/19 8:10:25 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Sad_Face posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn that's gotta make you feel pretty terrible if you did worse than 7th. Fucking dog took a buncha detours to take a dump and sniff ass.

Most people are not going to outrun a dog so it's all good.


But can most dogs run a half marathon? Theyre good sprinters but Im pretty shocked by this doggos ability to run long-distance so well.

Can they? Maybe.

Will they? No.
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divot1338
09/06/19 11:18:57 AM
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kingdrake2
09/06/19 11:24:12 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's cool, dogs are awesome


dam right they are. the ears are the best part.
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PBusted
09/08/19 2:09:04 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Imagine being the guy in 8th place, lmao

lmao. The dog didnt sign any application papers though so at least its probably not officially recognized.
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divot1338
09/08/19 10:58:01 AM
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The guy in sixth place had bacon in his pocket.
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