Current Events > 50 million, but you must work 12 hour shifts at McDonalds.

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Darkfire
12/26/18 5:19:23 PM
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The work will be for free. You'll rotate as a cashier and cook. You'll work overnights from 11pm-11am every day for life. NO days off period. Would you do it?
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Italian
12/26/18 5:20:17 PM
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No
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NOM
12/26/18 5:20:22 PM
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So I'm rich but never have a chance to spend any of it or a social life?

No.
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Italian
12/26/18 5:20:28 PM
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Yes
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ImmatureContent
12/26/18 5:20:43 PM
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No. The reason I want money is so I don't have to work a crap job. Not because I am materialistic.
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Awesome
12/26/18 5:21:06 PM
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KillerKhan420
12/26/18 5:21:13 PM
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Food service is rough work, but for 50 million? You say no days off, fuck that as long as I get vacation each year for 2 weeks. For 50 million I'll buy that damn McDonald's and own it and give myself days off.
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MedeaLysistrata
12/26/18 5:22:25 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
Food service is rough work, but for 50 million? You say no days off, fuck that as long as I get vacation each year for 2 weeks. For 50 million I'll buy that damn McDonald's and own it and give myself days off.

good loophole

buy the mcdonalds and make my job head relaxer
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Darkfire
12/26/18 7:35:32 PM
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>_>.
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rikasa
12/26/18 7:36:57 PM
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Good people say yes
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skermac
12/26/18 7:37:02 PM
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Sign me up
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CraziestCal
12/26/18 7:37:44 PM
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Do you have to be good at your job? Get yourself fired?
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weekoldhotdog
12/26/18 7:39:28 PM
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deal. They can't fire me and I can be as shitty of any employee as I want to be. I'd clock in, go back and take a nap.

Before I started being a shitty employee, I'd launder all 50 million into new bank accounts, split between sweedish and belgium bank accounts and make the money disappear before the benifactors had a chance to take back what's rightfully mine. Then I'd squander everything as they sent bounty hunters on me in an effort to bring me back to McDonalds to serve my sentence as cook. When they finally catch me is when I start taking naps in the back of McDonalds.
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