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DoubleOSnake
12/25/18 8:40:47 AM
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....santa claus? On a related note did you read the story of how trump kinda made fun of that kid for believing in santa claus at 7 years old?
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DoubleOSnake
12/25/18 8:48:29 AM
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someone say something
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UnfairRepresent
12/25/18 8:49:25 AM
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i thought u were gonna say God
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DoubleOSnake
12/25/18 8:55:44 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
i thought u were gonna say God

but it's christmas time
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DoubleOSnake
12/25/18 10:12:08 AM
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bumperss
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Noirespanties
12/25/18 10:25:06 AM
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It was really late for me. Like 11 I think.
It's because we grew up very poor and there was always a mountain of presents, so magic was the only logical reason to me.
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SpiralDrift
12/25/18 10:28:34 AM
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This is just my opinion, but you would have to be a major dumbass even by kid standards to ever believe in him.
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LordRazziel
12/25/18 10:36:38 AM
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24
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gguirao
12/25/18 1:13:35 PM
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9
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Cleo_II
12/25/18 1:15:52 PM
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I was maybe 4 or 5. My brother caught my mom wrapping presents and then told me. I didnt believe him so I hid under the table one time and overheard my mom telling her friends about it.
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rikasa
12/25/18 1:15:53 PM
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I don't remember. Must not have been a big deal
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LordFarquad1312
12/25/18 1:16:22 PM
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10...ish?
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Flockaveli
12/25/18 1:20:26 PM
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Brah I was like 6, saw Santa at every mall and put that together and thought Nah its impossible, youre telling Santa is in these 3 malls we went to AND in Spain too probably? These are just imposters keeping the idea of Santa alive, which is just as fun to believe without my parents actually having to lie to me.
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catboy0_0
12/25/18 1:23:05 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
This is just my opinion, but you would have to be a major dumbass even by kid standards to ever believe in him.

or maybe your parents are just really bad at lying or keeping secrets
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Ryuko_Chan
12/25/18 1:23:27 PM
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I knew by like 9 but I kept wishing I didnt until I was 13, when my dad took me to his office and told me that I could help out with Christmas this year. like putting out the gifts under the tree and shit

I really liked the idea of magic but the little things not adding up ruined it for me

Why do some people say mall Santas are the real deal and some say they work for him. Stuff like that
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Cleo_II
12/25/18 1:49:33 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Cleo_II posted...
I was maybe 4 or 5. My brother caught my mom wrapping presents and then told me. I didnt believe him so I hid under the table one time and overheard my mom telling her friends about it.


You spied.

Yeah I was a little brat
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Superlinkbro
12/25/18 1:51:32 PM
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8 or 9.
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ThanksUglyGod
12/25/18 1:54:46 PM
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Never did because I lived most of my life in apartments with no chimney, so I never understood how he was gonna get inside my place.
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ChewedMint
12/25/18 2:02:41 PM
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I was in first grade I think, so about 6 or so.
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SpiralDrift
12/25/18 2:20:25 PM
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What I don't get is... even if your parents did an especially good job of brainwashing you into believing in him, wouldn't you still have found out from the other kids at school? I just don't see how the belief could survive past kindergarten.
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Hummer 2
12/25/18 2:21:21 PM
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when bret hart lost the title at survivor series in 1997
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/25/18 2:28:13 PM
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8 for Santa
12 for God
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LordRazziel
12/25/18 2:52:01 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
8 for Santa
12 for God

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RoboLaserGandhi
12/25/18 3:16:56 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
8 for Santa
12 for God

maximum edge
CHRISTMAS BONUS MULTIPLIER

Hey I didn't bring it up.
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SterlingM
12/25/18 3:18:26 PM
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probably 3
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Zikten
12/25/18 3:20:35 PM
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8 or 9 I believe. my mom just told me one day
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MorbidFaithless
12/25/18 4:03:10 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
8 for Santa
12 for God

maximum edge
CHRISTMAS BONUS MULTIPLIER

I know this is supposed to be funny or whatever but what is edgy about not believing in god..?
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Lost_All_Senses
12/25/18 4:05:04 PM
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When I entered this topic :(
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EzeDoesIt
12/25/18 4:07:16 PM
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MRW I read the OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkrpvCs-kfE" data-time="

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Lost_All_Senses
12/25/18 4:07:57 PM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
MRW I read the OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkrpvCs-kfE" data-time="


Loved that bit
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EzeDoesIt
12/25/18 4:08:58 PM
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When I was little I always wanted to get myself (or others) a bunch of gifts addressed From: Santa to see how my family would react.
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DD Divine
12/25/18 6:01:10 PM
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My dad went nuts and joined a cult when I was 5-6 and he told me everything and Said celebrating Christmas and Easter will send me to hell. So yeah theres that.
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SpiralDrift
12/25/18 6:18:20 PM
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DD Divine posted...
My dad went nuts and joined a cult when I was 5-6 and he told me everything and Said celebrating Christmas and Easter will send me to hell. So yeah theres that.

I'm sorry for your childhood trauma but that must be an amazing story to be able to tell.
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SterlingM
12/25/18 6:33:06 PM
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That cult sounds like Jehovah's Witnesses
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SpiralDrift
12/25/18 6:34:24 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
What I don't get is... even if your parents did an especially good job of brainwashing you into believing in him, wouldn't you still have found out from the other kids at school? I just don't see how the belief could survive past kindergarten.

Someone please reply to this.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/25/18 6:39:04 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
What I don't get is... even if your parents did an especially good job of brainwashing you into believing in him, wouldn't you still have found out from the other kids at school? I just don't see how the belief could survive past kindergarten.

Someone please reply to this.

other kids said he wasnt real and I basically just told them nah its just cuz you dont believe and magic only works if you believe in it

you are so cool and badass for not believing in magic as a child
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SpiralDrift
12/25/18 6:49:49 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
What I don't get is... even if your parents did an especially good job of brainwashing you into believing in him, wouldn't you still have found out from the other kids at school? I just don't see how the belief could survive past kindergarten.

Someone please reply to this.

other kids said he wasnt real and I basically just told them nah its just cuz you dont believe and magic only works if you believe in it

you are so cool and badass for not believing in magic as a child

I can't really take credit for it. I had a dark and disturbing childhood and the magic was dispelled for me early.
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LordRazziel
12/25/18 6:54:40 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
LordRazziel posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
8 for Santa
12 for God

maximum edge
CHRISTMAS BONUS MULTIPLIER

I know this is supposed to be funny or whatever but what is edgy about not believing in god..?

Nothing
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masterbarf
12/25/18 6:54:41 PM
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Four. Basically as far back as I could form detailed memories. I can't understand how somebody can make it to first grade at the latest without at least realizing reindeer can't fly and one person can't visit millions of homes in a day.
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