Poll of the Day > *kisses her once for you and gets charged with sexual assault"

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argonautweakend
12/17/18 7:40:22 PM
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last time i fucking listen to anything burl ives instructs i tell you awhowhat
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SunWuKung420
12/17/18 7:44:07 PM
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I was standing in a bar and a grandmother was talking with her granddaughter.

The grandmother looks at me and says"It's my birthday. I'm collecting kisses." I gave her a peck on the cheek and wished her happy birthday.

Now, her granddaughter can't keep her eyes off of me but I'm pretty sure her grandmother just sexually harassed me.
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zebatov
12/17/18 8:57:31 PM
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@SunWuKung420
So say it's your birthday and get two kisses from the table.
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SunWuKung420
12/17/18 9:10:29 PM
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zebatov posted...
SunWuKung420
So say it's your birthday and get two kisses from the table.


I'm married and in love with my wife. It felt weird pecking that stranger.
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zebatov
12/17/18 9:11:35 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
zebatov posted...
SunWuKung420
So say it's your birthday and get two kisses from the table.


I'm married and in love with my wife. It felt weird pecking that stranger.

Imagine how actors feel.
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SunWuKung420
12/17/18 10:50:28 PM
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zebatov posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
zebatov posted...
SunWuKung420
So say it's your birthday and get two kisses from the table.


I'm married and in love with my wife. It felt weird pecking that stranger.

Imagine how actors feel.


Exactly how I felt.
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Yellow
12/17/18 10:58:29 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm pretty sure her grandmother just sexually harassed me.

You could have just not kissed her, you know?
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Lokarin
12/17/18 10:59:42 PM
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If I pull my ween out and someone happens to jump on to it, it's their own fault.
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Mead
12/17/18 11:00:10 PM
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I said hi to a woman at Panera bread and now Im in prison

apparently being a men is now a felony
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