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-Hearing Wind Beneath My Wings around age 2
-Hearing the college basketball theme

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-Watching Married with Children
-Watching The Simpsons
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Crushing my enemies. Seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.
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I don't know if it was a dream, but crawling through a lemon bush after my cat. Sometime before 4
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Zelda 2

stacking VHS tape castles like a fucking BOSssss
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My first flight somewhere between 2 and 3 years and the birth of my little sister
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I was in my crib, I could stand up. I guess it was nap time, the sun was going down and in the window sill there were a few small plants. I remember my mom listening to "Octopus's Garden" in the other room and was imagining the plant on the window as an octopus squirming along in the sunlight.

This is my first memory as far back as I can think.
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shitting on the floor

i was 16
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bump
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I was lying on the coach in our first home. Just watching TV and admiring my Charizard thermos. After that I remember tasting a crayon, running barefoot into a ant-bed and poop-bunny.
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