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spudger
10/24/18 7:10:55 PM
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And you cant use anything else to wipe
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TiamatLover
10/24/18 7:11:13 PM
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Taking a shower isn't technically wiping, so, deal.
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/24/18 7:11:55 PM
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Install bidet, done
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The X Dawg
10/24/18 7:14:59 PM
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Can I decided when I take them?
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MisterPengy
10/24/18 7:15:42 PM
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Eh, I dunno. It would be tough to go anywhere, you risk taking a big dump and having no way to clean yourself up.
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spudger
10/24/18 7:16:46 PM
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The X Dawg posted...
Can I decided when I take them?

As much as your bowels will allow you to decide
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Jonestown
10/24/18 7:17:20 PM
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Lmao @ plebs who dont use the seashells. Deal.
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PoopPotato
10/24/18 7:17:50 PM
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Eeeeh. I'm assuming this also means no bidet and just horrible booty for a year.... If I get the cash up front.... Still no.
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spudger
10/24/18 7:55:44 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Eeeeh. I'm assuming this also means no bidet and just horrible booty for a year.... If I get the cash up front.... Still no.

you can use a bidet, or shower, like the other guy said.

but think about all the times you are traveling or out and about and won't have access to those things.

remember its 3 massive shits per day
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sauceje
10/24/18 7:59:27 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Eeeeh. I'm assuming this also means no bidet and just horrible booty for a year.... If I get the cash up front.... Still no.

For a year? Where does it say that anywhere on the original post?
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BettyWhite
10/24/18 8:00:14 PM
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Hell yeah. I will wash my ass in the sink if I'm in public.
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thronedfire2
10/24/18 8:01:42 PM
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Only if I can do all 3 right in a row every morning
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NOM
10/24/18 8:01:50 PM
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Can I take them all at once or like 10 minutes apart? Or do they just randomly happen?

Either way, stomp them down the drain.
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spudger
10/24/18 8:04:19 PM
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you can't take em all at once

it has to be 3 separate shitting sessions.

i guess you could take them a few minutes apart if your anus could handle it...
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Garioshi
10/24/18 8:09:23 PM
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Jonestown posted...
Lmao @ plebs who dont use the seashells. Deal.

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Xenozoa425
10/24/18 9:30:01 PM
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Is this for a month? Year? Life?
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spudger
10/25/18 9:56:17 AM
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spudger
10/25/18 9:56:28 AM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Is this for a month? Year? Life?

The latter
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