Current Events > pick up artist pro tip #56: how to sleep with porn stars

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No_U_L7 10/02/18 6:56:29 PM #1:	-If you want to meet a certain type of girl, the easiest place to do so is where they all congregate...so porn conventions are the easiest place to find and meet porn stars -No, you're not supposed to ask the porn stars for their numbers, and they are not supposed to give them to you. But if you are a really cool guy, of course they will. If Jay-Z (or whatever cool guy) went in, talked to them and asked for their number, do you really think they'll say "oh sorry I'm not supposed to do that." They'd just do it. But you just have to be that cool. That rule is just to rule out losers asking for their numbers. -Porn conventions can be expensive, but are cheap if you plan ahead and book them months in advanced (I book mine 6 months in advance for about $50 usually). -Contrary to popular belief, porn stars do sleep with normal people. They like to get out of the industry sometimes. Counter-intuitively to most, they actually don't need Chads with big dicks, they've slept with plenty of those. They'd also like to just sleep with normal cool people. Also counter-intuitively to most, porn stars are actually easier to get into bed, since they have such ridiculously high sex drives usually. -Also contrary to popular belief, porn stars are the cleanest girls in the world. They have to get tested every 2 weeks. They also have to be on birth control. I don't even use a condom with porn stars. But don't be insulted if they ask you to get tested before sleeping with you (some have, some haven't....I come across as a really clean guy). --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:909846518] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>-If you want to meet a certain type of girl, the easiest place to do so is where they all congregate...so porn conventions are the easiest place to find and meet porn stars -No, you're not supposed to ask the porn stars for their numbers, and they are not supposed to give them to you. But if you are a really cool guy, of course they will. If Jay-Z (or whatever cool guy) went in, talked to them and asked for their number, do you really think they'll say "oh sorry I'm not supposed to do that." They'd just do it. But you just have to be that cool. That rule is just to rule out losers asking for their numbers. -Porn conventions can be expensive, but are cheap if you plan ahead and book them months in advanced (I book mine 6 months in advance for about $50 usually). -Contrary to popular belief, porn stars do sleep with normal people. They like to get out of the industry sometimes. Counter-intuitively to most, they actually don't need Chads with big dicks, they've slept with plenty of those. They'd also like to just sleep with normal cool people. Also counter-intuitively to most, porn stars are actually easier to get into bed, since they have such ridiculously high sex drives usually. -Also contrary to popular belief, porn stars are the cleanest girls in the world. They have to get tested every 2 weeks. They also have to be on birth control. I don't even use a condom with porn stars. But don't be insulted if they ask you to get tested before sleeping with you (some have, some haven't....I come across as a really clean guy).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 10/02/18 6:57:32 PM #2:	You pay them. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:909846581] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>You pay them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 10/02/18 6:58:32 PM #3:	Didn't you post this one before --- I don't even know what to put here anymore. <cite>Tappor posted [p:909846638] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>Didn't you post this one before</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 10/02/18 6:59:25 PM #4:	How do I sleep with Pamela Anderson --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:909846693] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>How do I sleep with Pamela Anderson</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 10/02/18 6:59:44 PM #5:	Tappor posted... Didn't you post this one before He's posted them all before. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:909846713] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't you post this one before</quote> He's posted them all before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/02/18 6:59:49 PM #6:	Burgess posted... You pay them. oh...you can do that too, the topic title should also have "without paying them" Tappor posted... Didn't you post this one before dont think so, it was in a word pad but a quick search of "pick up artist pro tip" didnt have anything pop up --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:909846716] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>You pay them.</quote> oh...you can do that too, the topic title should also have "without paying them" <cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't you post this one before</quote> dont think so, it was in a word pad but a quick search of "pick up artist pro tip" didnt have anything pop up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/02/18 7:00:50 PM #7:	frozenshock posted... How do I sleep with Pamela Anderson well she definitely has STDs. you'll have to find her first. know where she's going out on a certain night, manage to get into the venue AND into her section Burgess posted... Tappor posted... Didn't you post this one before He's posted them all before. i'm constantly writing new stuff, so that's not true --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:909846770] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>How do I sleep with Pamela Anderson</quote> well she definitely has STDs. you'll have to find her first. know where she's going out on a certain night, manage to get into the venue AND into her section <cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't you post this one before</quote> He's posted them all before.</quote> i'm constantly writing new stuff, so that's not true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 10/02/18 7:08:14 PM #8:	Burgess posted... Tappor posted... Didn't you post this one before He's posted them all before. --- https://i.imgtc.com/hB9W4JK.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:909847184] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't you post this one before</quote> He's posted them all before.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 10/02/18 7:12:19 PM #9:	Delirious_Beard posted... Burgess posted... Tappor posted... Didn't you post this one before He's posted them all before. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:909847408] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>Delirious_Beard posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't you post this one before</quote> He's posted them all before.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 10/02/18 7:12:31 PM #10:	Another quality topic from No_U_L7. --- House music owns. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:909847423] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>Another quality topic from No_U_L7.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatGyLittleCoat 10/02/18 7:16:44 PM #11:	Porn stars just want big COCKS --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohz8_IafGwE "You don't know me as good as you think you do!" <cite>FatGyLittleCoat posted [p:909847638] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>Porn stars just want big COCKS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 10/02/18 7:19:50 PM #12:	No_U_L7 posted... well she definitely has STDs. you'll have to find her first. know where she's going out on a certain night, manage to get into the venue AND into her section Say I do. Then what. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:909847823] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>well she definitely has STDs. you'll have to find her first. know where she's going out on a certain night, manage to get into the venue AND into her section</quote> Say I do. Then what.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/02/18 7:33:17 PM #13:	frozenshock posted... Say I do. Then what. you'll have to devise the perfect push-pull opener based off all your knowledge of her and pray it gets her attention --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:909848496] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Say I do. Then what.</quote> you'll have to devise the perfect push-pull opener based off all your knowledge of her and pray it gets her attention</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/02/18 7:33:45 PM #14:	FatGyLittleCoat posted... Porn stars just want big COCKS porn stars get that all the time, variety is good --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:909848521] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>FatGyLittleCoat posted...</cite> <quote>Porn stars just want big COCKS</quote> porn stars get that all the time, variety is good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 10/02/18 7:36:33 PM #15:	Pepys Monster posted... Another topic from No_U_L7. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (2-2): https://imgur.com/ieuHLr4 <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:909848664] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Another topic from No_U_L7.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/02/18 7:52:26 PM #16:	Be around them. Have cocaine. There. A much more succinct and useful guide. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:909849534] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>Be around them. Have cocaine. There. A much more succinct and useful guide.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/02/18 7:54:32 PM #17:	I followed this guide and I still didn't get laid --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:909849661] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote>I followed this guide and I still didn't get laid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gamestunner 10/02/18 8:02:11 PM #19:	ClunkerSlim posted... No_U_L7 posted... I don't even use a condom with porn stars. RIP To be fair, they dont make em that small. He has to use finger cots. --- \|D\|E\|L\|E\|T\|E\|R\| \|O\|F\| \|E\|G\|O\|S\| <cite>gamestunner posted [p:909850090] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote> I don't even use a condom with porn stars.</quote> RIP</quote> To be fair, they dont make em that small. He has to use finger cots.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/02/18 8:02:14 PM #20:	CanuckCowboy posted... Be around them. Have cocaine. There. A much more succinct and useful guide. some do cocaine, some don't. if you want to do cocaine knock yourself out...but i've never touched the stuff in my life and never plan to. but i still want to sleep with pornstars, and this is how. i don't need to supply drugs to sleep with girls, i'm an attractive enough guy on my own merits Turbam posted... I followed this guide and I still didn't get laid it's a lot of trial and error. doesn't guarantee anything. practice over and over again and with enough sample size you'll get good enough at it --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:909850096] in pick up ar... [t:77061470]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Be around them. Have cocaine. There. A much more succinct and useful guide.</quote> some do cocaine, some don't. if you want to do cocaine knock yourself out...but i've never touched the stuff in my life and never plan to. but i still want to sleep with pornstars, and this is how. i don't need to supply drugs to sleep with girls, i'm an attractive enough guy on my own merits <cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>I followed this guide and I still didn't get laid</quote> it's a lot of trial and error. doesn't guarantee anything. practice over and over again and with enough sample size you'll get good enough at it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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