Current Events > i hate when im having sex and my clothes come off, but the watch stays on

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No_U_L7
09/27/18 11:08:28 PM
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i either have to leave it on and be careful not to hurt the watch or slightly ruin the mood and take the time to take it off and place it down gently...
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Nidhoggr
09/27/18 11:09:40 PM
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A 10 year old GameFAQs account that spends majority of time in CE? The odds of you having ever touched a boob is pretty slim.
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RebelElite791
09/27/18 11:10:08 PM
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Nidhoggr posted...
A 10 year old GameFAQs account that spends majority of time in CE? The odds of you having ever touched a boob is pretty slim.

Spends the majority of time making up fake stories about fake women for 10 years straight* at that
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/27/18 11:17:06 PM
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Nidhoggr posted...
A 10 year old GameFAQs account that spends majority of time in CE? The odds of you having ever touched a boob is pretty slim.

He probably felt up a girl at a party in high school once. Maybe.
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No_U_L7
09/27/18 11:25:35 PM
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Nidhoggr posted...
A 10 year old GameFAQs account that spends majority of time in CE? The odds of you having ever touched a boob is pretty slim.


well then you're in luck! here's a pic of me touching a boob!

https://imgur.com/Jqwinx9
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Womp_Womp
09/27/18 11:26:21 PM
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Anyone that spends the majority of the time saying they have sex all the time is a virgin.
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ne14a6t9r
09/27/18 11:27:04 PM
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Wtf, who wastes time taking their clothes off for sex?
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SF_Okami
09/27/18 11:27:49 PM
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Wear the watch on your ankle instead
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No_U_L7
09/27/18 11:27:59 PM
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Womp_Womp posted...
Anyone that spends the majority of the time saying they have sex all the time is a virgin.


Anyone that says that anyone that spends the majority of the time saying they have sex all the time is a virgin has a small penis.

See how easy it is to say words that aren't supported by facts?
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OffTempo
09/27/18 11:29:54 PM
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Just take the watch off while youre taking your clothes off as well lol
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No_U_L7
09/27/18 11:33:49 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Just take the watch off while youre taking your clothes off as well lol


it doesnt come off "in the flow" as easily. and honestly, i have so little blood flowing to my brain i often just forget about it (kinda preoccupied with the girl lol) until it reaches that awkward period
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WilliamPorygon
09/27/18 11:35:30 PM
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Just keep your clothes on and stick your wang through the zipper
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No_U_L7
09/27/18 11:35:57 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Just keep your clothes on and stick your wang through the zipper


that still doesnt solve the watch problem...
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WilliamPorygon
09/27/18 11:37:21 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Just keep your clothes on and stick your wang through the zipper


that still doesnt solve the watch problem...


Well I mean, then it wouldn't seem weird to have the watch on too.
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No_U_L7
09/27/18 11:39:40 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Well I mean, then it wouldn't seem weird to have the watch on too.


i dont mean weird for the girl, i mean weird for me lol

i dont want to risk damaging the $500 watch
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BlazeJordan648
09/28/18 7:11:12 AM
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Imagine being so poor you care about breaking your $500 watch
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Foppe
09/28/18 7:15:40 AM
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Take it off before sex.
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pegusus123456
09/28/18 7:16:53 AM
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Anyone else reminded of the bad guy in Dexter's fifth season that tortured women and held his watch up to their ear?
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Garioshi
09/28/18 7:19:50 AM
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C, final answer
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