Current Events > Girl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?

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girl 1: haha, yeah we were adam and eve
me: i know, i was there too
girl 2: i thought it was just adam and even in the garden
*sly smile*
me: who do you think offered eve that apple?

(if you don't understand the joke, the implication is that i'm the devil)
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Meh, pretty corny. Some women like corny tho.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Meh, pretty corny. Some women like corny tho.

i try not to worry too much about that, it was a joke that's funny and stands out well enough compared to normal bar conversation
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You sure do have a vivid imagination coming up with all these scenarios
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

You sure do have a vivid imagination coming up with all these scenarios

i talk to dozens of girls every time i go out...there's a million conversational snippets i can make topics about
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No_U_L7 posted...

if you don't understand the joke

Everyone got the joke, it's just that the joke is shit.

At least make yourself witty in these fantasies.
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DrizztLink posted...

No_U_L7 posted...

if you don't understand the joke

Everyone got the joke, it's just that the joke is shit.

At least make yourself witty in these fantasies.

i thought it was witty, the girls thought it was witty. idk maybe you just have a poor sense of humor
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teepan95 posted...

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not to the girls, but to you guys...some things don't necessarily translate from oral to text
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You could pull this off with fat women or skinny drug abusers who just found jesus h christ I suppose.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You could pull this off with fat women or skinny drug abusers who just found jesus h christ I suppose.

what....i wasn't being serious and the girls knew it. its just joking/roleplay. the girls were hot
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No_U_L7 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You could pull this off with fat women or skinny drug abusers who just found jesus h christ I suppose.

what....i wasn't being serious and the girls knew it. its just joking/roleplay. the girls were hot

Ahhh they were stupid. Also good.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

No_U_L7 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You could pull this off with fat women or skinny drug abusers who just found jesus h christ I suppose.

what....i wasn't being serious and the girls knew it. its just joking/roleplay. the girls were hot

Ahhh they were stupid. Also good.

They were stupid because they were at a bar and wanted to joke around?
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Can we have the ratio between Girls Joked With and Girls Shagged ? I want exact figures.
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DarthWendy posted...

Can we have the ratio between Girls Joked With and Girls Shagged ? I want exact figures.

i joke with every girl. i've never slept with a girl without joking with her and i've never had a conversation with a girl where i didn't joke around (provided the convo was a decent length)
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You're not a comedian. You're far from funny. Almost as far as fetched your gettin laid stories are.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're not a comedian. You're far from funny. Almost as far as fetched your gettin laid stories are.

i never claimed to be a comedian. but i have enough of a sense of humor and can execute it well enough in every day interactions that girls think im funny. when i talk to girls, i'm not doing stand up comedy, which would be weird/bizarre for the girl. it's just every day interactions i'm trying to add just a bit of spice and humor to. it was a simple convo and the question i asked that led to the interaction was "how do you two know each other?" which is an important question to get an answer to for logistical reasons. so yeah there's a big difference between stand up comedy and inserting humor into every day interactions.
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No_U_L7 posted...

DarthWendy posted...

Can we have the ratio between Girls Joked With and Girls Shagged ? I want exact figures.

i joke with every girl. i've never slept with a girl without joking with her and i've never had a conversation with a girl where i didn't joke around (provided the convo was a decent length)

I'm asking you for a simple fraction, such as x/y, x being Amount of Girls Slept With and y Amount of Girls Joked With, and you're telling me your life.
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DarthWendy posted...

I'm asking you for a simple fraction, such as x/y, x being Amount of Girls Slept With and y Amount of Girls Joked With, and you're telling me your life.

because that is my life. i can't possibly keep track of that. for example, what if i'm winging my friend and have to talk to an ugly girl, does that count against me? what if i'm talking to a hot girl but realize i don't like her personality and leave, does that count against me? what if i only get a bj, does that count against me? what if i choose to spend the night with a hot girl thats less DTF than a less hot girl who is way more DTF, does that count against me? etc

some things are better not to keep track of that specifically. i focus on having better game over a larger sample size. besides that i just want to live my life without worrying about stats. i want to actually be able to enjoy my interactions with women without worrying about stats.
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wouldn't the big bang be more forever than garden of eden?
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ModLogic posted...

wouldn't the big bang be more forever than garden of eden?

but then i couldn't make the devil joke...

i'll try big bang next time and see if i can lead it anywhere funny

i've also used "the ice age" in the past, but it was too boring
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