Current Events > Kentucky woman 'released bowels' on cop to avoid arrest

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Lordgold666
09/17/18 2:22:28 PM
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-woman-uses-own-waste-avoid-arrest-20180916-story.html

Someone here will defend this lol
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eston
09/17/18 2:26:07 PM
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Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.



And there is no way that woman is fucking 26
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ModLogic
09/17/18 2:28:56 PM
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"fuck the police. forcing the woman to defecate against her will" - gamefaqsjws
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voldothegr8
09/17/18 2:29:25 PM
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eston posted...
And there is no way that woman is fucking 26

Meth is a helluva a drug.
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Blue_Inigo
09/17/18 2:33:08 PM
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How does one shit on command and shoot it with enough force to land on a person's face
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E32005
09/17/18 2:33:10 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
eston posted...
And there is no way that woman is fucking 26

Meth is a helluva a drug.

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DragonGirlYuki
09/17/18 2:33:32 PM
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Nice.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
09/17/18 2:34:06 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
eston posted...
And there is no way that woman is fucking 26

Meth is a helluva a drug.

Damn, beat me to it.
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HighOnSolar
09/17/18 2:35:13 PM
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eston posted...
Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.



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Coffeebeanz
09/17/18 2:35:58 PM
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Evacuate the pants door
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slimfizzle2
09/17/18 2:36:20 PM
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Yummy
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thelovefist
09/17/18 2:38:07 PM
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Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.


How does this even work...
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FL81
09/17/18 2:38:54 PM
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CapnMuffin
09/17/18 2:39:09 PM
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thelovefist posted...
Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.


How does this even work...

That was a tub girl move.
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VectorChaos
09/17/18 2:42:33 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
How does one shit on command and shoot it with enough force to land on a person's face


Let's be honest, this is the real issue here
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Dyinglegacy
09/17/18 2:42:47 PM
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Her mutant ability is a defense mechanism that allows her to excrete fecal matter with pinpoint accuracy at high velocity.
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E32005
09/17/18 2:51:03 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Her mutant ability is a defense mechanism that allows her to excrete fecal matter with pinpoint accuracy at high velocity.

PoopShoot
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Antifar
09/17/18 2:51:53 PM
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It's not, you know, good, but it's impressive in its own way.
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SSJCAT
09/17/18 2:55:09 PM
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is pooping on someone really assault? just curious lol
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HighOnSolar
09/17/18 2:55:59 PM
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E32005 posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Her mutant ability is a defense mechanism that allows her to excrete fecal matter with pinpoint accuracy at high velocity.

PoopShoot

Dead
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TheRealDill2000
09/17/18 3:17:12 PM
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eston posted...
Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.



And there is no way that woman is fucking 26

I would have guessed younger based on the people I usually see around here. She has aged rather gracefully.
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Awesome
09/17/18 3:19:00 PM
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wait how is that possible to control the direction you crap in?
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Kitt
09/17/18 3:19:36 PM
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Imagine being there and witnessing that.
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slimfizzle2
09/17/18 3:23:16 PM
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Kitt posted...
Imagine being there and witnessing that.

Do Americans really clap when women crap with force and precision
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Kombucha
09/17/18 3:25:07 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
eston posted...
Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.



And there is no way that woman is fucking 26

I would have guessed younger based on the people I usually see around here. She has aged rather gracefully.


do you live in a meth slum...
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Kombucha
09/17/18 3:25:31 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Kitt posted...
Imagine being there and witnessing that.

Do Americans really clap when women crap with force and precision


*begins slow clap*
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SSJCAT
09/17/18 3:25:54 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Kitt posted...
Imagine being there and witnessing that.

Do Americans really clap when women crap with force and precision

yes
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TheRealDill2000
09/17/18 3:29:46 PM
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Kombucha posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
eston posted...
Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.



And there is no way that woman is fucking 26

I would have guessed younger based on the people I usually see around here. She has aged rather gracefully.


do you live in a meth slum...

No, I live in Kentucky.
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slimfizzle2
09/17/18 3:30:57 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Kombucha posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
eston posted...
Peters intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion with purposeful direction at this deputy causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms, and legs of this deputy, according to WLEX.



And there is no way that woman is fucking 26

I would have guessed younger based on the people I usually see around here. She has aged rather gracefully.


do you live in a meth slum...

No, I live in Kentucky.


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Alpha218
09/17/18 3:40:47 PM
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Awesome posted...
wait how is that possible to control the direction you crap in?

They practice in their dreams by sleeping naked
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KillerKhan420
09/17/18 3:47:01 PM
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She had one in the chamber. I'm just trying to imagine the cops banging on the door trying to get in and when they do they see her naked ass pointing towards them and projectile shitting in their direction.

The cop probably wanted to shoot her after.
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Kitt
09/17/18 3:49:02 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Kitt posted...
Imagine being there and witnessing that.

Do Americans really clap when women crap with force and precision

I would.
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Hawaiian_punch
09/17/18 3:49:49 PM
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ModLogic posted...
"fuck the police. forcing the woman to defecate against her will" - gamefaqsjws


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Lordgold666
09/17/18 3:51:18 PM
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Hawaiian_punch posted...
ModLogic posted...
"fuck the police. forcing the woman to defecate against her will" - gamefaqsjws


What is a jws? Jewish Working System? Jump With Sharks? Jam With Salmonella?

Lold @ jam with salmonella

Ill take one, to go!
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ThyCorndog
09/17/18 3:51:53 PM
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what a shitty thing to do
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AceWingsta
09/17/18 3:52:32 PM
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I thought girls don't poop
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
09/17/18 4:09:57 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
what a shitty thing to do


Literally, and I feel bad for the cop.
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Paladin_
09/17/18 4:12:51 PM
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She didn't get shot for that?!

*looks at picture*

Ah...
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Lordgold666
09/17/18 7:33:45 PM
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bump
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eston
09/17/18 7:38:59 PM
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Lordgold666
09/17/18 7:39:13 PM
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eston posted...
I would have shot her idgaf

^^^
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Lil_Bit83
09/17/18 11:05:41 PM
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*gags* That's nasty! I don't even wanna know how the hell that works.
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Questionmarktarius
09/17/18 11:18:41 PM
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So, uh, did it work?
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Lordgold666
09/17/18 11:54:42 PM
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This kind of thing is why i have zero tolerance for addicts of any kind
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slimfizzle2
09/17/18 11:56:07 PM
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eston posted...
I would have shot her idgaf

The cop tried but the woman shot first
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The_Doge
09/17/18 11:57:02 PM
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The perfect girl butt?
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_Marka_Ragnos_
09/18/18 12:05:06 AM
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Found her facebook. Holy Jesus did she go down hill. Not posting the facebook page here but here is an article with her facebook profile pic.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6174177/Woman-charged-degree-assault-purposefully-projecting-bowels-cop.html
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Lordgold666
09/18/18 12:18:24 AM
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_Marka_Ragnos_ posted...
Found her facebook. Holy Jesus did she go down hill. Not posting the facebook page here but here is an article with her facebook profile pic.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6174177/Woman-charged-degree-assault-purposefully-projecting-bowels-cop.html

Holy lol
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