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Kinny100
09/07/18 5:37:55 PM
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I would not fuck your kid.
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Zikten
09/07/18 5:38:38 PM
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like how Drax did for Mantis.

tell them that their kid is horrifying to look at but that it means they will always know who likes them for real.
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Chicken
09/07/18 5:39:23 PM
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Tell them they have shitty jeans.
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MabusIncarnate
09/07/18 5:40:50 PM
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Kinny100 posted...
I would not fuck your kid.

um..
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SSJGrimReaper
09/07/18 5:41:30 PM
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"It's too early for halloween costumes."
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KawiKa
09/07/18 5:45:36 PM
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Laughed way too much at OP
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SauI_Goodman
09/07/18 5:46:26 PM
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"Oh, my! Look at your chiiiild!"
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Golden_Key33
09/07/18 5:46:49 PM
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Oh wow, he looks just like Kinny100!
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Lordgold666
09/07/18 5:47:49 PM
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Was it born at the top of a tree and hit its face on every branch down?
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nevershine
09/07/18 5:49:03 PM
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Your kids fuck ugly
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Solar_Crimson
09/07/18 5:49:05 PM
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"You kid looks breathtaking."
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Zikten
09/07/18 5:49:48 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
"You kid looks breathtaking."

god damnit Elaine...
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pegusus123456
09/07/18 5:52:01 PM
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You do it by giving them a very specific compliment.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/07/18 7:23:10 PM
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KawiKa posted...
Laughed way too much at OP


Laughing at all would be laughing too much at that terrible joke.
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Vermander
09/07/18 7:27:21 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
"You kid looks breathtaking."


If someone said that to make I may call the police.
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Tenmyouji
09/07/18 7:28:15 PM
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I'm sure s/he has a great personality.
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SH_expert44
09/07/18 7:28:49 PM
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Just imagine how much money you will save on not having to pay for a wedding.
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Flockaveli
09/07/18 7:30:30 PM
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He/she gets it from you =)
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Orthopox12
09/07/18 7:30:55 PM
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Whats wrong with it
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