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Reis
06/07/18 10:28:14 PM
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Go wild CE
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chill02
06/07/18 10:28:41 PM
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HylianFox
06/07/18 10:29:08 PM
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I'd rather be a spiritual fruit than a religious nut

^that'll be the slogan for my gay christian group
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chill02
06/07/18 10:29:36 PM
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I'd rather eat through a sack of rusty nails than be hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 10:30:59 PM
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I'd rather cut off one of my fingers and write the entirety of Atlas Shrugged using my own blood than be hoth
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Big_Nabendu
06/07/18 10:32:00 PM
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Rather be dead than a liberal

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0AbsoluteZero0
06/07/18 10:33:12 PM
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Id rather shit literal fireballs every day than be Hoth
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pinkgorilla
06/07/18 10:33:39 PM
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mishandled than manhandled
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chill02
06/07/18 10:34:52 PM
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I'd rather listen to Rebecca Black's Friday at x2 speed for 96 hours straight than be hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 10:35:36 PM
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I'd rather let Oprah peg me in the middle of Times Square than be hoth
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Gafemage
06/07/18 10:36:40 PM
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chill02 posted...
I'd rather listen to Rebecca Black's Friday at x2 speed for 96 hours straight than be hoth

I mean honestly both of those sound pretty good to me.
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chill02
06/07/18 10:40:03 PM
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I'd rather crawl on broken glass for 100 miles than be hoth
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TheUsualSuspect
06/07/18 10:41:23 PM
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I'd rather be dragged behind a semi truck on a gravel road than be Hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 10:41:49 PM
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I'd rather spend money on every single cosmetic item featured in Star Wars Battlefront II than be hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 10:43:25 PM
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I will rather defend Warner Bros' decision to introduce lootboxes into Shadow of Mordor on r/gaming than be hoth
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deanshow
06/07/18 10:43:53 PM
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I'd rather be a maggot filled corpse floating up shits creek than be a Sum 41 looking crackhead Chuck E Cheese Manager named Hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 10:44:37 PM
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I'd rather openly claim to be a white supremacist in the middle of the million man march than be hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 10:46:39 PM
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I would rather pull out and aim an airsoft rifle at 10 LAPD cops than be hoth
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Vyrulisse
06/07/18 10:47:45 PM
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chill02
06/07/18 10:47:49 PM
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I'd rather go to Saudi Arabia and walk around with a sign that says "Jerusalem is the capital of Israel" than be hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 10:49:29 PM
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I'd rather lick clean every single urinal in Madison Square Garden than be hoth
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stone
06/07/18 10:50:24 PM
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chill02 posted...
I would rather pull out and aim an airsoft rifle at 10 LAPD cops than be hoth

Who would you rather be.. Dawkins or Hoth?
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CelestialVoices
06/07/18 10:51:10 PM
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dead in california than alive in arizona xD
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chill02
06/07/18 10:51:59 PM
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I'd rather carve a spear out of my own spine than be hoth
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Muffinz0rz
06/07/18 10:52:50 PM
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CelestialVoices posted...
dead in california than alive in arizona xD

literally what i came to post
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deanshow
06/07/18 10:53:32 PM
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I'd rather leave my children with Dawkins and Rika than be Hoth
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juicebox4
06/07/18 10:54:58 PM
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me than you tc cuz these topics are ededdeddy style sad
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deanshow
06/07/18 10:56:44 PM
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I'd rather let Jediknight sit in a church surrounded by gasoline all over my body than be that Sum 41 reject Hoth
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stone
06/07/18 10:57:33 PM
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I'd rather kiss gavirulax's ass than be Hoth.
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WilliamPorygon
06/07/18 10:58:25 PM
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I'd rather be cetacean than human
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chill02
06/07/18 11:02:33 PM
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I'd rather stick 3,000 on my left arm and then smack it against a concrete wall than be hoth
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/07/18 11:05:29 PM
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Id rather lose all of my worldly possessions and live on the streets than be Hoth
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SomeLikeItHoth
06/07/18 11:05:42 PM
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Every person iTT has been marked for harassment.
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HylianFox
06/07/18 11:06:29 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Every person iTT has been marked for harassment.

puh-leeze mine had nothing to do with you

unless you're a religious nut
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deanshow
06/07/18 11:07:20 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Every person iTT has been marked for harassment.

I don't give a shit haha. Go fuck yourself
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OpShaft
06/07/18 11:10:33 PM
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deanshow posted...
I'd rather be a maggot filled corpse floating up shits creek than be a Sum 41 looking crackhead Chuck E Cheese Manager named Hoth


This. Although I'd rather be hoth than alive in California.
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/07/18 11:14:13 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Every person iTT has been marked for harassment.

Id rather be forced to eat nothing but dog food for the rest of my life than be Hoth
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chill02
06/07/18 11:20:38 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Every person iTT has been marked for harassment.


I'd rather be aborted through a hundred lifetimes than be hoth
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SomeLikeItHoth
06/07/18 11:34:24 PM
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OpShaft posted...
deanshow posted...
I'd rather be a maggot filled corpse floating up shits creek than be a Sum 41 looking crackhead Chuck E Cheese Manager named Hoth


This. Although I'd rather be hoth than alive in California.

I live in California >_>
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StanZarnack
06/08/18 2:30:24 AM
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stone posted...
I'd rather kiss gavirulax's ass than be Hoth.


i wouldnt even joke about that given how many people have been made to kiss it when they didn't want to.
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LiqiudusSnake
06/08/18 2:44:50 AM
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How long till this topic Is deleted?
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8-bit_Biceps
06/08/18 3:03:01 AM
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i'd rather be a flat chested woman with a perfect ass than a flat ass woman with perfect titties.
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Sphyx
06/08/18 3:07:51 AM
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elcondorpasa.mp3
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OpShaft
06/08/18 6:23:42 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
OpShaft posted...
deanshow posted...
I'd rather be a maggot filled corpse floating up shits creek than be a Sum 41 looking crackhead Chuck E Cheese Manager named Hoth


This. Although I'd rather be hoth than alive in California.

I live in California >_>


Hoth anywhere else then
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Unspecified_NPC
06/08/18 6:26:06 PM
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I'd rather pick through the women's trash at a bar, pick out all the used tampons, and then squeeze them into a cup until I had a full 8 oz cup of menstrual blood than have to go to the dentist.

And no, I didn't say anything about drinking it.
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TheUsualSuspect
06/08/18 9:17:47 PM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
I'd rather pick through the women's trash at a bar, pick out all the used tampons, and then squeeze them into a cup until I had a full 8 oz cup of menstrual blood than have to go to the dentist.

And no, I didn't say anything about drinking it.

Well I'd rather drink that vile mess than be Hoth
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Eevee-Trainer
06/08/18 9:27:56 PM
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O.o
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/08/18 9:33:25 PM
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I'd rather have a hot sauce enema than be hoth
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Spidey5
06/08/18 9:34:05 PM
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I'm glad someone did the "rather ____ than be Hoth" idea from the other day lol.
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DrizztLink
06/08/18 9:36:08 PM
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I'd rather staple my dick to a wolverine than be hoth.
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