Poll of the Day > old people are hilarious

Topic List	Page List: 1
Troll_Police_ 02/27/18 2:27:06 PM #1:	driving this bus is easily the best gig ive ever had. i swear, once these people reach a certain age they just say "fuck it" and stop filtering their thoughts. the shit that comes out of their mouths cracks me up. they dont care what you think. they just know that they are old and cranky, and they dont have a single fuck left to give. we are going to dairy queen this afternoon and so far i have had six people tell me that they are going to buy me ice cream. one of these dirty old bastards keeps "joking" that he is going to bring a bottle of burbon, but i swear it sounds like less like a joke every time he says it. --- Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one? <cite>Troll_Police_ posted [p:896871698] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote>driving this bus is easily the best gig ive ever had. i swear, once these people reach a certain age they just say "fuck it" and stop filtering their thoughts. the shit that comes out of their mouths cracks me up. they dont care what you think. they just know that they are old and cranky, and they dont have a single fuck left to give. we are going to dairy queen this afternoon and so far i have had six people tell me that they are going to buy me ice cream. one of these dirty old bastards keeps "joking" that he is going to bring a bottle of burbon, but i swear it sounds like less like a joke every time he says it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 02/27/18 2:39:35 PM #2:	i thought you were a PI? now you drive old people around? --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:896872480] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote>i thought you were a PI? now you drive old people around?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 02/27/18 2:50:48 PM #3:	DirtBasedSoap posted... i thought you were a PI? now you drive old people around? It's part time. Few hours a week just to get me out of the house while my daughter is at daycare. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:896873182] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>i thought you were a PI? now you drive old people around?</quote> It's part time. Few hours a week just to get me out of the house while my daughter is at daycare.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 02/27/18 3:35:01 PM #4:	I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt? --- Who said that? <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:896875766] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote>I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Troll_Police_ 02/27/18 6:15:59 PM #5:	Firewood18 posted... I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt? one of my accounts (noop noop) is for mobile use. that just means i was on my phone, and not my PC --- Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one? <cite>Troll_Police_ posted [p:896885345] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt?</quote> one of my accounts (noop noop) is for mobile use. that just means i was on my phone, and not my PC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 02/27/18 6:45:39 PM #6:	Troll_Police_ posted... Firewood18 posted... I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt? one of my accounts (noop noop) is for mobile use. that just means i was on my phone, and not my PC I think you're a better person when you're at your PC. --- Who said that? <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:896887096] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote><cite>Troll_Police_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt?</quote> one of my accounts (noop noop) is for mobile use. that just means i was on my phone, and not my PC</quote> I think you're a better person when you're at your PC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 02/27/18 7:02:08 PM #7:	Firewood18 posted... Troll_Police_ posted... Firewood18 posted... I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt? one of my accounts (noop noop) is for mobile use. that just means i was on my phone, and not my PC I think you're a better person when you're at your PC. I have no idea what gives you that impression <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:896888085] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Troll_Police_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>I think the senility wore off on you a bit. Or is it a common thing to answer someone with an alt?</quote> one of my accounts (noop noop) is for mobile use. that just means i was on my phone, and not my PC</quote> I think you're a better person when you're at your PC.</quote> I have no idea what gives you that impression</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 02/27/18 7:27:15 PM #8:	See? Now you're just another jerk on their phone. Probably posting while driving too... --- Who said that? <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:896889542] in old people... [t:76363685]...</cite> <quote>See? Now you're just another jerk on their phone. Probably posting while driving too...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Poll of the Day > old people are hilarious (+) Yeah! (+)

Poll of the Day > old people are hilarious