Current Events > Prerequisites to engaging women via Online Dating

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Don't want to end up like one of the cringe-worthy losers on here posting their failures with women via Online Dating? Follow these tips and you won't end up with egg on your face:

- Work out at the gym. Daily. For at least 2 months before starting

- Either have a good job OR embellish your job titles. Janitor? No - Custodial Engineer, actually.

- If you're unemployed you MUST absolutely live a lie. Lie about anything and everything. Fake names, fake schools, fake employment history, fake hobbies. Make her love the lie. If you end up in a relationship, you can tell her you're "going to work" in the morning at which point you actually drive to a mall or similar and loiter around for the day
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so it's like the spongebob episode where spongebob and patrick are parents
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I don't do any of that and I've had several dates through online dating and currently met my girlfriend through it.
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REMercsChamp posted...

Janitor? No - Custodial Engineer

lol
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- Work out at the gym. Daily. For at least 2 months before starting

7/10+ face with average body and you'll do fine honestly. If you have an average face though, then this helps, at least online.

- Either have a good job OR embellish your job titles. Janitor? No - Custodial Engineer, actually.

Just to hook up, if you have any job or go to school at all, that will be fine. If you got a job, once you're in a relationship, as long as it's enough to pay your end, who cares what she thinks. If she's judgmental about it, then she's probably a bitch anyway.

- If you're unemployed...you can tell her you're "going to work" in the morning at which point you actually drive to a mall or similar and loiter around for the day

This is sociopathic level of lying and oddly specific advice.
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