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YoshitoKikuchi 12/02/17 1:42:08 AM #1:	What kind of God does that? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:891436824] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>What kind of God does that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Millennials 12/02/17 1:43:51 AM #2:	There was this article I read some time back describing an abusive relationship and by the end you're like, "wow that dude's fucked up, someone needs to wreck that piece of shit" and then it turns out it was based on god's shenanigans in the bible. --- http://i.imgur.com/u0U1NGj.jpg <cite>Millennials posted [p:891436885] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>There was this article I read some time back describing an abusive relationship and by the end you're like, "wow that dude's fucked up, someone needs to wreck that piece of shit" and then it turns out it was based on god's shenanigans in the bible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 12/02/17 1:04:23 PM #3:	Pretty sad --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:891455744] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/02/17 1:26:34 PM #4:	Go google "if man obeyed god" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:891456788] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Go google "if man obeyed god"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MakoReizei 12/02/17 1:27:41 PM #5:	Actually it sounded awesome. Don't have to worry about diseases or suffering or anything Plus if I was Adam I'd be shagging Eve all the time like God commanded --- https://i.imgtc.com/3owskMW.png <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:891456844] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Actually it sounded awesome. Don't have to worry about diseases or suffering or anything Plus if I was Adam I'd be shagging Eve all the time like God commanded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seneca_Wallace_ 12/02/17 1:28:45 PM #6:	"Tree of the knowledge of good and evil" not "Tree of knowledge" --- Seattle Seahawks: Super Bowl XLVIII CHAMPS! GO HAWKS! Formerly known as BlueMenace84 <cite>Seneca_Wallace_ posted [p:891456890] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>"Tree of the knowledge of good and evil" not "Tree of knowledge"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 12/02/17 1:28:54 PM #7:	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report#2017_World_Happiness_Report Garden of Eden would have been #1 --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:891456900] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report#2017_World_Happiness_Report Garden of Eden would have been #1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nexigrams 12/02/17 1:30:12 PM #8:	Yeah he's a dick. --- http://imgur.com/SYiqIRC <cite>nexigrams posted [p:891456970] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Yeah he's a dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeningradCowboy 12/02/17 1:30:31 PM #9:	He wanted us to be ignorant of evil. Before the fall we had access to unmitigated pleasure in food, sex, and the glory of God himself. Yeah, sounds awful. <cite>LeningradCowboy posted [p:891456986] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>He wanted us to be ignorant of evil. Before the fall we had access to unmitigated pleasure in food, sex, and the glory of God himself. Yeah, sounds awful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seneca_Wallace_ 12/02/17 1:30:36 PM #10:	If you're going to be an ass and criticize someone else's religion at least know what you're talking about. Otherwise kindly shut the fuck up. --- Seattle Seahawks: Super Bowl XLVIII CHAMPS! GO HAWKS! Formerly known as BlueMenace84 <cite>Seneca_Wallace_ posted [p:891456992] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>If you're going to be an ass and criticize someone else's religion at least know what you're talking about. Otherwise kindly shut the fuck up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seneca_Wallace_ 12/02/17 1:30:48 PM #11:	bigot --- Seattle Seahawks: Super Bowl XLVIII CHAMPS! GO HAWKS! Formerly known as BlueMenace84 <cite>Seneca_Wallace_ posted [p:891457002] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>bigot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PolishCockatiel 12/02/17 1:31:10 PM #12:	MakoReizei posted... Actually it sounded awesome. Don't have to worry about diseases or suffering or anything Plus if I was Adam I'd be shagging Eve all the time like God commanded --- Responsibility, respect, obligation, honor, the welfare of the community... all should adhere to these principles and apply them in all aspects of one's life. <cite>PolishCockatiel posted [p:891457020] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>MakoReizei posted...</cite> <quote>Actually it sounded awesome. Don't have to worry about diseases or suffering or anything Plus if I was Adam I'd be shagging Eve all the time like God commanded</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ballstopshere 12/02/17 1:31:58 PM #14:	Read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn Its also very likely that God wanted us to be like animals, look how happy dogs are running and playing and fucking. Can you imagine if they knew they were gonna die or all the other stuff that happens. <cite>Ballstopshere posted [p:891457060] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn Its also very likely that God wanted us to be like animals, look how happy dogs are running and playing and fucking. Can you imagine if they knew they were gonna die or all the other stuff that happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 12/02/17 1:37:36 PM #15:	Wasn't it the tree of knowledge of good and evil? That's different. He wanted people to be naive wrt evil, not ignorant. --- but Marxist theory is extremely consistent, both internally and with reality. -averagejeol <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:891457355] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't it the tree of knowledge of good and evil? That's different. He wanted people to be naive wrt evil, not ignorant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 12/02/17 1:53:51 PM #16:	The biblical god wants slaves, I mean to go to heaven we need to accept him as our lord and savior and are reward is to serve him for all eternity. So its no surprise. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:891458123] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>The biblical god wants slaves, I mean to go to heaven we need to accept him as our lord and savior and are reward is to serve him for all eternity. So its no surprise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 12/02/17 1:59:28 PM #17:	Comedian Eugene Mirman did a pretty funny bit where he described god, as depicted in the bible, as a 12 year old with asperger's. It was more directed at the flood story though. It would be interesting to see how he'd tie it to this story. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:891458372] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Comedian Eugene Mirman did a pretty funny bit where he described god, as depicted in the bible, as a 12 year old with asperger's. It was more directed at the flood story though. It would be interesting to see how he'd tie it to this story.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
einegutePerson 12/02/17 2:01:59 PM #18:	Louis CK had a great bit about God being like a shitty girlfriend --- im a good person <cite>einegutePerson posted [p:891458488] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>Louis CK had a great bit about God being like a shitty girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 12/02/17 2:59:24 PM #19:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Comedian Eugene Mirman did a pretty funny bit where he described god, as depicted in the bible, as a 12 year old with asperger's. It was more directed at the flood story though. It would be interesting to see how he'd tie it to this story. Any link? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:891461281] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote>Comedian Eugene Mirman did a pretty funny bit where he described god, as depicted in the bible, as a 12 year old with asperger's. It was more directed at the flood story though. It would be interesting to see how he'd tie it to this story.</quote> Any link?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 12/02/17 3:04:28 PM #20:	A lot of early stuff in the Bible (like in Genesis, obviously) is supposed to be based off of local Mesopotamian mythology in a lot of ways. There are many interpretations of a lot of Old Testament parables also. --- I am I - you are you. These are irrefutable truths. Possibly. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:891461517] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>A lot of early stuff in the Bible (like in Genesis, obviously) is supposed to be based off of local Mesopotamian mythology in a lot of ways. There are many interpretations of a lot of Old Testament parables also.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 12/02/17 3:11:06 PM #21:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Comedian Eugene Mirman did a pretty funny bit where he described god, as depicted in the bible, as a 12 year old with asperger's. It was more directed at the flood story though. It would be interesting to see how he'd tie it to this story. Any link? I have no idea where I originally saw it and I'm on my phone, so I couldn't post a link even if I had one. It's probably on youtube. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:891461861] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote>Comedian Eugene Mirman did a pretty funny bit where he described god, as depicted in the bible, as a 12 year old with asperger's. It was more directed at the flood story though. It would be interesting to see how he'd tie it to this story.</quote> Any link?</quote> I have no idea where I originally saw it and I'm on my phone, so I couldn't post a link even if I had one. It's probably on youtube.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_OujiDoza_ 12/02/17 3:12:46 PM #22:	LeningradCowboy posted... He wanted us to be ignorant of evil. Before the fall we had access to unmitigated pleasure in food, sex, and the glory of God himself. Yeah, sounds awful. Sounds fake is fake --- R.I.P. Bilbo-Swaggins: Victim of the CommunistFAQS Regime \|Brian-Dawkins\|http://i.imgtc.com/5yil6xS.jpg. <cite>_OujiDoza_ posted [p:891461941] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>LeningradCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>He wanted us to be ignorant of evil. Before the fall we had access to unmitigated pleasure in food, sex, and the glory of God himself. Yeah, sounds awful.</quote> Sounds fake is fake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 12/02/17 3:13:34 PM #23:	damn, there really are some unbelievably stupid people on CE --- but Marxist theory is extremely consistent, both internally and with reality. -averagejeol <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:891461980] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>damn, there really are some unbelievably stupid people on CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 12/02/17 3:16:31 PM #24:	FLUFFYGERM posted... damn, there really are some unbelievably stupid people on CE ? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:891462114] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>FLUFFYGERM posted...</cite> <quote>damn, there really are some unbelievably stupid people on CE</quote> ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 12/02/17 3:17:20 PM #25:	It's the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, not just the Tree of Knowledge. Nothing wrong with that concept in general, the only concept that was fucked up was that was God would punish the rest of us for what 2 dumbasses did back then. It's basically the zero tolerance policy. --- It's what all true warriors strive for! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:891462155] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote>It's the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, not just the Tree of Knowledge. Nothing wrong with that concept in general, the only concept that was fucked up was that was God would punish the rest of us for what 2 dumbasses did back then. It's basically the zero tolerance policy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 12/02/17 3:17:21 PM #26:	Seneca_Wallace_ posted... "Tree of the knowledge of good and evil" not "Tree of knowledge" When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves. Nudity is evil? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:891462156] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>Seneca_Wallace_ posted...</cite> <quote>"Tree of the knowledge of good and evil" not "Tree of knowledge"</quote> When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves. Nudity is evil?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blahblahfatbomb 12/02/17 3:18:45 PM #27:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... Nudity is evil? Only on midgets and fat people --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>blahblahfatbomb posted [p:891462210] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote>Nudity is evil?</quote> Only on midgets and fat people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeningradCowboy 12/02/17 3:19:04 PM #28:	einegutePerson posted... Louis CK had a great bit about God being like a shitty girlfriend I'd hardly think Louis C.K. is qualified to make statements about the character of others. <cite>LeningradCowboy posted [p:891462226] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>einegutePerson posted...</cite> <quote>Louis CK had a great bit about God being like a shitty girlfriend</quote> I'd hardly think Louis C.K. is qualified to make statements about the character of others.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
einegutePerson 12/02/17 3:34:05 PM #29:	LeningradCowboy posted... einegutePerson posted... Louis CK had a great bit about God being like a shitty girlfriend I'd hardly think Louis C.K. is qualified to make statements about the character of others. tbh i still think he's funny but he's shitty for the things he did --- im a good person <cite>einegutePerson posted [p:891462952] in God wanted... [t:76053036]...</cite> <quote><cite>LeningradCowboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>einegutePerson posted...</cite> <quote>Louis CK had a great bit about God being like a shitty girlfriend</quote> I'd hardly think Louis C.K. is qualified to make statements about the character of others.</quote> tbh i still think he's funny but he's shitty for the things he did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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