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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/17 10:48:11 AM
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$500,000, but you have to have sex with the next woman who passes by


You go to a public place and as soon as you say "Deal", whichever woman is the next one to pass by.

She will automatically say yes.

She will be 18 or older, and let's say 70 or younger.

But she could be 500 lbs, she could have AIDS, she could look grotesque. Or she could look normal, she could be a supermodel....
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12/01/17 10:49:39 AM
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Sure why not

Even if she's hideous I'll finish early and walk away with a cool 500k
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Muffinz0rz
12/01/17 10:50:49 AM
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Absolute deal

The average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick

Even below average I can just shut my eyes and get through it (especially since I haven't deeded in a few days)

Comes with upside though because it could be some super hot chick
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DifferentialEquation
12/01/17 10:52:12 AM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
You go to a public place and as soon as you say "Deal", whichever woman is the next one to pass by.


So I basically get to choose? I can wait until an attractive woman is walking by and then say "deal"?

And I can go to Target which for whatever reason always seem to have an abundance of attractive women compared to other stores.
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Muffinz0rz
12/01/17 10:52:47 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
You go to a public place and as soon as you say "Deal", whichever woman is the next one to pass by.


So I basically get to choose? I can wait until an attractive woman is walking by and then say "deal"?

No you have to do it with the first woman to pass by
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Funkydog
12/01/17 10:52:56 AM
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Go with my gf. Get paid to sleep with her. Win win
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Sami1000
12/01/17 10:53:02 AM
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Sure, i just wait till i see someone attractive enough and say the word.
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Kanaya413
12/01/17 10:55:18 AM
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Nah cuz I don't like women but also cuz it could accidentally be my mom lol
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BillyKidd
12/01/17 10:55:27 AM
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Deal, go to a Delta Goodrem concert and as she passes I say deal
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/17 1:31:47 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Go with my gf. Get paid to sleep with her. Win win


Who says she will be the first to walk by? It sounds like you would be having her standing a few feet away and then start walking once you say "Deal". But what if someone else was already walking faster and walks past her (and you)?
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Grindcorp9000
12/01/17 1:40:55 PM
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This doesn't make any sense. What if you're in an airport and multiple people walk by at the same time. Too many variables. Try again.
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