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Kitt 11/28/17 7:22:39 PM #1:	A GameFAQs moderator was teaching a class on CJayC, the founder of GameFAQs. "Before the class begins," he said, "you must get on your knees and worship CJayC and accept that he was the most skilled programmer the world has ever known, even greater than SBAllen!" At this moment, a brave board hunter who had over 1000 alts and contested all moderation decisions stood up. He held up a diamond and asked, "how old is this diamond?" The arrogant moderator smirked quite Burgessly and smugly replied, "it's 4.6 billion years old, you lamer." "Wrong," replied the board hunter. "Its been 4999.999... years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and diamond is the hardest metal known to man, as you say... then it should be unbreakable." He then threw the diamond at the moderator. The results were inconclusive, but blood was everywhere. The moderator was visibly shaken. He dropped his copy of the Terms of Use, then stormed out of the room wondering how he would clean the blood off his $200 jeans. There is no doubt that at this point our moderator wished he could flame the entire classroom, but he himself would be required to delete it! The students applauded and everyone went to a restaurant to celebrate. They all ordered well-done steak with extra ketchup. While they were waiting, one of them went upstairs and grabbed a can of soda from the fridge. An eagle named David Mink flew into the room and posted a topic about a girl with pics in the first post. Several episodes of My Little Pony were played, and the Hulk showed up and got angry enough to give everyone a 97% karma boost. After they finished eating, they left a generous 5% tip and departed. The moderator lost his status the next day. He closed his account and lurked 9Gag for the rest of eternity. p.s. RIP Man Fan Who made this? lol --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:891231812] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote><quote>A GameFAQs moderator was teaching a class on CJayC, the founder of GameFAQs. "Before the class begins," he said, "you must get on your knees and worship CJayC and accept that he was the most skilled programmer the world has ever known, even greater than SBAllen!" At this moment, a brave board hunter who had over 1000 alts and contested all moderation decisions stood up. He held up a diamond and asked, "how old is this diamond?" The arrogant moderator smirked quite Burgessly and smugly replied, "it's 4.6 billion years old, you lamer." "Wrong," replied the board hunter. "Its been 4999.999... years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and diamond is the hardest metal known to man, as you say... then it should be unbreakable." He then threw the diamond at the moderator. The results were inconclusive, but blood was everywhere. The moderator was visibly shaken. He dropped his copy of the Terms of Use, then stormed out of the room wondering how he would clean the blood off his $200 jeans. There is no doubt that at this point our moderator wished he could flame the entire classroom, but he himself would be required to delete it! The students applauded and everyone went to a restaurant to celebrate. They all ordered well-done steak with extra ketchup. While they were waiting, one of them went upstairs and grabbed a can of soda from the fridge. An eagle named David Mink flew into the room and posted a topic about a girl with pics in the first post. Several episodes of My Little Pony were played, and the Hulk showed up and got angry enough to give everyone a 97% karma boost. After they finished eating, they left a generous 5% tip and departed. The moderator lost his status the next day. He closed his account and lurked 9Gag for the rest of eternity. p.s. RIP Man Fan</quote> Who made this? lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 11/28/17 7:24:20 PM #2:	Lmfao excellent topic --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m Dokkan FC: 1923172355 <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:891231923] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao excellent topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 11/28/17 7:24:35 PM #3:	Oh God the .99999999... = 1 arguments --- http://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:891231940] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote>Oh God the .99999999... = 1 arguments</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 11/28/17 7:25:21 PM #4:	10/10 Would read again --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:891231984] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote>10/10 Would read again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
einegutePerson 11/28/17 7:25:54 PM #5:	Bio1590 posted... Oh God the .99999999... = 1 arguments ??? 1 divided by 3 = .333 repeating .333 = 1/3 1/3 * 3 = 3/3 3/3 = 1 --- im a good person <cite>einegutePerson posted [p:891232016] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>Oh God the .99999999... = 1 arguments</quote> ??? 1 divided by 3 = .333 repeating .333 = 1/3 1/3 * 3 = 3/3 3/3 = 1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 11/28/17 7:26:03 PM #6:	"smirked quite Burgessly" fucking gets me every time einegutePerson posted... Bio1590 posted... Oh God the .99999999... = 1 arguments ??? 1 divided by 3 = .333 repeating .333 = 1/3 1/3 * 3 = 3/3 3/3 = 1 oh shit son here we go --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:891232022] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote>"smirked quite Burgessly" fucking gets me every time <cite>einegutePerson posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>Oh God the .99999999... = 1 arguments</quote> ??? 1 divided by 3 = .333 repeating .333 = 1/3 1/3 * 3 = 3/3 3/3 = 1</quote> oh shit son here we go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 11/28/17 7:27:49 PM #7:	--- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:891232136] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/28/17 7:29:31 PM #8:	MC_BatCommander posted... "smirked quite Burgessly" fucking gets me every time --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:891232241] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>"smirked quite Burgessly" fucking gets me every time </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 11/28/17 7:32:34 PM #10:	Godnorgosh posted... This is still what I picture when I imagine what Burgess must look like irl. @Burgess, can you confirm? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:891232433] in The arroga... [t:76041163]...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote> This is still what I picture when I imagine what Burgess must look like irl.</quote> @Burgess, can you confirm?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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